Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Week 12 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

As any die hard Devil fan knows it was only a matter of time before ASU shit the bed and dashed all of our hopes of Glory. I'm just happy they didn't wait until the Tucson game to crush my dreams but choose to lose to the Beav's instead - the last place team in the PAC12 north btw. If any poolsters are interested I plan to rent mopeds and drive to the "Top Ramen Bowl" in Quartzsite where i'm sure the Devil's will land at year's end.
The Commish Post Game
Well Devils at least you're not Notre Dame !

Hey Nebraska I just checked and Melvin Gordon just scored his 23rd TD and wore out his cleats...nice job Black Shirts !

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

The only bright spot this weekend for Bug Eater fan Chase Vendl was that he won the pool with a record of 16-4. He plans to take his $100 in winnings and buy new jocks for the Nebraska defense which obviously left them all over the field in Madison on Saturday !
WEEKLY LOSER

In one of the worst showings in the history of our pool Craig Edmonson posted just 3 wins this week. Fortunately for Craig he can take out his frustrations this weekend when his Ducks take on the hapless CU Buffs in Eugene.
OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD


Brandon Carlson continues to impress the world and remains in first place over all with a record of 138-102. With just a few weeks left in the season will BC remain solid or fade away like so many week 12 leaders in the past ? The Commish predicts his death spiral to start this weekend !





Well it really wasn't a matter of IF but WHEN Demaris and Kent Walton would hit rock bottom - as the pool's oldest living members it's quite shocking these 2 took 12 weeks to hit last place, after all this entire season they thought the pool was some way to get senior citizen coupons to Country Buffet. Kent and Demaris are currently living in a lean-to somewhere in the Oregon back country and spend their days adopting stray raccoons and dressing them up as characters from The Lord of the Rings.
THE PJA
        MET BO BEBOS ! 





Good Luck Suckas - the Commish







OUR PATRON SAINT

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