Week 10 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

ASU is still in the hunt for the PAC12 crown with a heart stopping Over Time victory over the Utes. If the Devils can finally beat the Drunken Irish next weekend that keeps them in the hunt for a final 4 playoff spot ! Go Touchdown Sparky !!!

Looks like Will Muschamp can thank Georgia for not showing up at the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party for keeping his job and not having to work at the Gainesville Midas Muffler shop next season...

With just 5 weeks to go the "Mendoza Line" of the pool is set at a record of 100-100 - if you're there you have a fighting chance to land in the money if you're under that mark just continue your regimen of day drinking every Saturday ! 

The Commish is headed to Baton Rouge this weekend to catch the LSU - Bama game and hopes to run into this likes of these people...

if you don't hear from me again it means I've been kidnapped and held for ransom in the Bayou by the midget that patrols the Bama sidelines. So send for help !!!

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Gary McMahon and Don Reisinger are this week's CO-winners coming in with a respectable  15-5 record.

Gary can be found most days asking his wife to reach the peanut butter on the top shelf, being denied access to ride the Matterhorn, or modeling Leprechaun outfits. He plans to use the $50 weekly winnings to buy more phone books to sit on for when he's driving his Smart Car.

This is Don's favorite time of year - he steals his kids candy and patrols the neighborhood in this van (seen below)handing out his excess sweets to any unaccompanied minor he meets - that isn't creepy is it ?

WEEKLY LOSERS

Matt Kaysar's robotic alter ego "MK=BAD PICKS-2"and Mark Murrietta both slid into 1st base and missed the bag and scored just 4 correct picks this week. By all accounts the robot version of Matt is much smarter, has better hygiene, a more likable personality, and surfs for internet porn much less than the real version of Matt.

Murrietta is a one time over all winner of our illustrious pool, so it's easy to see what years of a steady diet of fortified wine, North Korean protein shakes, and Pixie Stix can do to one's mental abilities.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Underdog Team still the over all leader with Rylan Weythman leading all humans with a record of 114-86. When Rylan is not sleeping he can be found most days harassing the pigeons at his local park

Gregg Dohmann continues to be the stupidest dude in the pool posting a shameful record of 76-124. In an effort to climb out of the cellar Greg has bought the latest computer available on the Bulgarian black market - he plans to sell his weekly picks to any interested poolsters.

THE PJA

        MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT