WEEK 11 RECAP

Somebody please remind me...do they drink at LSU games ?

COMMISH NOTES:

Hubris thy name is Oregon

And is it me or do the new USC mascots look like some sort of Nickelodeon acid trip ?

Ahh the love between 2 redneck neighbors 

Good teams win close games right  ?

WEEKLY WINNER:

Local weatherman Dallas Davis and Paul "the goose necked assassin" Guzek are this week's winners with 15 big wins. Fortunately the 2 of them are living together in a drainage culvert off of the 10 freeway near Quartzsite and say they will split to $100 prize money on Abba-Zabba bars and cherry flavored malt liquor.

WEEKLY LOSER:

Yet another Bugeater is this week's loser, Chase Vendi drew the short straw with 5 meager wins. Chase spends most days in the park arguing with pigeons about ObamaCare.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD:

Dave Bowser and Bill Fulton are now CO-leaders in this glorious pool. Poolsters will be glad to know Mr Bowser has relied on auto pick for about 9 of the last 11 weeks and you'll also be glad to know that this coming week Mr Fulton will begin his rapid decent in the rankings and will place completely out of any prize money come the final week !

Daron "Sons of Sandusky" Sanders remains entrenched in last place, just where he belongs. Seeing his nickname etched into sports most treasured and honored trophy - THE PEWTER JACK ASS - will be like seeing other greats like Orr and Gretzky on the Stanley Cup.  

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

WEEK 10 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES:

Poolsters Steve Coons after sucker punching Wilbur in the back of the head

HAIL CORNY !

                    LUCKY BASTARDS

Also I'd like to know what combination of animal tranquilizers and moonshine the Wazzu student body is taking while attending their home football games ?

I guess I'd dress up like a talking giraffe or a herd of mimes if I had to witness the ass whooping' the Devils put on the Cougs.

WEEKLY WINNER:

Steve Coons and Ernie Slaughter each came in with 15 wins this week.

Steve quite frankly had given up on this season and has spent the last 10 saturdays watching the Discovery Channels  "The Man with the 132 pound scrotum" on a loop in his basement. 

Ernie has spent the last year going to his local mall every day and giving each and every person he sees a high five.

WEEKLY LOSER:

We have a 3 way tie between this power trio of losers Gordo McLean, John Buck, and Wiley McIntire each tallied 5 miserable wins this week. They have formed an all nude kazoo band together and plan to perform at senior citizen centers throughout this great land of ours.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD:

Bill Fulton extends his over all lead by 2 wins with 119 season victories. The Commish can still not wrap his brain around how undeserving of being in 1st place Bill actually is - at this moment he is wearing a beekeepers suit chasing all the squirrels from his front yard screaming about how Hillary Clinton is actually Bigfoot.

And the poolster with the greatest screen name in the history of the pool Daron "Sons of Sandusky" Sanders is now in dead last - with that name there's really no other more rightful place for him other than last ! Your pitiful 85 wins are well earned sir.

  

Most honored prize

And don't forget we have 2 Thursday games this week Poolsters !

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish