WEEK 11 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

Looks like the Sun Devils finally got that Irish monkey off their back and put a walloping on Notre Dame and I'm sure my ASU brethren were relieved that the Commish passed on this game live and in person seeing I had a stellar 0-3 record in their past match ups in South Bend, Tempe, and Dallas.

If there are any Poolsters that are Notre Dame fans that were a little disappointed in coach Kelly's play calling or QB selection I have extra copies of legendary Irish head coach Tyrone Wellingham's book I could send your way for inspiration.

The Commish had an outstanding time in Baton Rouge - too bad the Tigers can't finish a game as well as they can tailgate - Good lord you woulda thought they were bringing back Prohibition into law at kick off - those Tigahs can drink !!!

And as an added extra bonus I got to meet both Miss Alabama and Miss Louisiana in the Porta Potty line.

 I am very upset with you Sparty !

And I'm curious, does this thing haunt your dreams after a poor showing in the pool Saturday night too?

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Crimson Tide alum Jason Clay is this week's winner posting an excellent score of 17-3. When he's not redecorating hotel rooms with his family on hockey road trips he spends his days worshipping Nick Saban - in fact he plans on using his $100 in pool winnings to add Grumpy Nick to his sweet Bear Bryant back tattoo.

WEEKLY LOSERS

We had a cavalcade of losers this week - the pool was just thick with awfulness. We had a log jam of 10 morons in week 10 wallowing in their own filth at the bottom of the pool with just 6 correct picks each. Here's your murderers row of dumb dumbs - Adam Stern, Jim Gherlone, Angelo Driscoll, Ryan Wilson, Larry Meister, John "Chowder" Burnham, MP Owens, Stef Ewing, Cory Leiben, and Dirk Weizien. But a special shout out to Meister and Owens for being extra stupid - of the 10 they were the only ones to actually make their own picks this week the rest used Autopicks.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

We have a new leader in the pool, Brandon Carlson now sits on top of the world with a record of 125-95. His screen name is "Arrested in Joja" which goes to show the education he received in Athens but also indicates his current life status after the Dawgs horrendous performance vs Florida last week.

Gregg Dohman continues to hold onto last place with his vice like grip and stands with a record of 83-137 a full 42 games behind our leader. Gregg plans on continuing his weekly picking technique of channeling Jimmy "the Greek" after downing a bottle of Ouzo and about 6 Percocets.

THE PJA

        MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT