COMMISH NOTES:
ASU continues their march to the Beef o' Brady Bowl by getting their asses handed to them by the Drunken Sarkasians. This was ASU's most embarrassing game since they tied Catholic University 0-0 in the 1951 Salad Bowl. Seen above is actual footage of ASU trying to run the ball into the end zone at the close of the 1st half...And this just in to the Commish news desk - Coach Graham tried to Blitz again leading to SC's 23 TD of the night.
And how the mighty have fallen - the Quackers were absolutely shellacked at home by the Utes.
Tennessee continued to shine at Florida and let a definite win slip away for the 11th straight time.
Under the category of ASU schadenfreude pretty much the only bright spot for Sun Devil fans this weekend is that UCLA absolutely manhandled Gadsen Purchase Junior College.
And in an once in a lifetime mistake made by the Commish this last week I had the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors listed as 24.5 point favorites over Wisconsin - when as anybody who has watched college football in the last 75 years would know that would never happen thus making the Badgers in effect 49 point underdogs at home ! And yet there were still 25 poolsters who took Hawaii. Go figure.
WEEKLY WINNER
Harrison Johnson is this week's winner coming home with 15 wins. As a graduate of NAU this was absolutely the biggest day in his life. When he's not making fantastic football picks Harrison enjoys oiling himself up and playing the saxophone shirtless in the moonlight on top of a skyscraper.
WEEKLY LOSER
We had 2 knuckleheads tie for last place this week - Kris Robinson and Steve Chabre both notched an embarrassing 4 win week.
Kris spends his days handing out flyers about how hemp can be used to make clothing and soap and how President Washington grew hemp, he also makes hemp candy and will tell you about hemp if you invite him over to your house. Kris likes hemp, give him a call.
Steve is a graduate of Nogales Tech so this weekend was extremely sad for him not only did his picks suck but the Kitties really crapped out of their litter box on national TV. On a side note Steve is the pool's second oldest member, and in a bit of pool trivia in his freshman year at UofA he rode the stagecoach into Tucson and sat next to Wyatt Earp ! .
OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD
Dave Chapman darts into 1st place with an over all record of 51 and 29. Dave has not spoken to family, friends, or neighbors for the last month in order to concentrate on his college picks. For that the Commish receives Thank You cards on a daily basis from his family, friends, and neighbors !
Andrew Spellman, Kris Robinson, and Brett Bargey
continue the quest for ultimate suckitude and the glory of winning the most prized trophy in all of sports - the prestigious Pewter Jack-Ass Trophy. They are all currently tied with a pathetic record of 28 and 52 - showing us all that if you are dumb enough and drink Bukowski-esque levels of booze you too can suck at the highest level.
THE PJA
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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish
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Harrison Johnson is this week's winner coming home with 15 wins. As a graduate of NAU this was absolutely the biggest day in his life. When he's not making fantastic football picks Harrison enjoys oiling himself up and playing the saxophone shirtless in the moonlight on top of a skyscraper.
Kris spends his days handing out flyers about how hemp can be used to make clothing and soap and how President Washington grew hemp, he also makes hemp candy and will tell you about hemp if you invite him over to your house. Kris likes hemp, give him a call.
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