WEEK 5 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 

Well it was a perfect college football trifecta for the Commish this weekend... 
The Devils miraculously beat the Bruins at the Rose Bowl

The Kitties got their asses handed to them by the Trees

and Notre Dame lost in heartbreaking fashion to Clemson

...it was a very good day !
       
And I can't watch this Devil run enough !

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

We had a 2 way tie this week between Laddie Fromelius and Craig Edmonston each posting 15 wins. 

Laddie is currently employed by the Thunder Down Under Organization as a male exotic dancer working exclusively at retirement homes throughout the Denver metro area and goes by the stage name "Lucious Ladmo". To say the least Laddie is bit traumatized from the endless onslaught of 80 year old women stuffing nickels into his G-string. 

Even after the stinging loss of his Ducks last week Craig was able to regroup and get the big win. He spent this weekend consoling and spooning with his brother Bruce after lil bro's UA Kitties were absolutely demolished by Stanford. After a good cry Craig and Bruce each ate a tray of fudge and sang Muskrat Love to each other until they fell asleep in each others arms.

WEEKLY LOSER

The trio of losers seen here with their gambling advisor

We had a trio of losers this week with Matt Kaysar's college football picking robot "Suckbot 3000", Dave "The Smelliest Man from Sacramento" Stern, and Troy "Twinkles" Winkles each with 5 horrible picks. Coincidentally they all work together - currently they are performing in blackface singing minstrel songs at the Applebee's in Compton - needless to say they all get beat up a lot !

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Dave Jackson and Tricky Dick Kiburz both have a magnificent, yet very surprising, record of 60 and 40 after 5 weeks and sit on top of our giant mound of greatness called the Pac12 Plus Pool. I have been informed by no less than 35 poolsters that and I'm quoting here "there's no way in hell that moron Kiburz is winning" and "Dave couldn't pick a winner in a 1 horse race" and the like. Needless to say a full investigation is under way on how either of these dimwits are winning.

Coming as no surprise at all Cam Brown and Brett Bargey are tied for last place over all with  a terrible record of 36 and 64. Cam claims he's busy training his his 36 cats to march in unison to John Phillip Sousa marches and doesn't have time to make coherent picks. Brett spends his days watching reruns of the Golden Girls shouting "You go Girl ! " whenever Estelle Getty comes on the screen and when asked doesn't even know he's participating in this pool.

THE PJA

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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish








             

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