Pac12 Plus Pool Blog: WEEK 3 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES:

Other than finding a half finished 40 of Old English 800 on a bus stop bench - nothing can make the Commish's Saturday happier more than watching a parade of SadaBama fans pout on national TV after a loss. Enjoy !

Hats off to Ole Miss on the big win although this had to be the sign of the day.

And USC's former offensive genius did it again -

FEAR THE VISOR !

And speaking of USC the big game next Saturday between said Trojans and the Mighty Sun Devils should pretty much settle who comes in 4th in the PAC12 south !

That being said Homer is picking the Devils !

And as a bonus this week your commish put on his journalist hat and was able to find some exclusive footage of inside the UofA locker room of their big celebration after beating the national powerhouse NAU Lumberjacks.

Hey Big Red you missing old Bo right about now ?

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

This week we had a deeply satisfying 7 way tie for 1st place - your Commish can't wait to cut those $14.28 checks at the end of the season ! All this shows us is how much random luck is involved in winning a week in the pool because knowing these poolsters I know if they were in a crowded room and somebody yelled "HEY SMART GUY" not 1 of them would turn their head.

So here's the list of this week's super geniuses; Gary "Flooring Elf" McMahon, Ron "The Kranium" Krunze, Matt Kayser's Auto-picking robot "Selectron 3000", Eric "Super Dooper" Cooper, Bruce "KittyKat" Edmonston, Scott Kilian, and finally Jennifer Mayberry.

A pic from Jenn's model portfolio

You may remember that Jenn came in dead last in the pool last week and the Commish pointed out the obvious intellectual inferiority of female poolsters. Well I must admit to being wrong in this matter, obviously Jenn is smart - smart enough to have her dad or husband make her picks for her this week ! That being said - Jenn why don't you be a smart little sweetie-pie and make your Commish a batch of delicious brownies and send them my way ASAP !

WEEKLY LOSER

Dan Karas is this week's bottom feeder managing just 4 correct guesses. As you can imagine Dan is friendless, he even tried hanging out at his local Star Trek convention and even the Trekkies there found him way too creepy.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Dave Chapman sits on top of our glorious college football pool world after 3 weeks with a 39 and 21 record. Dave keeps himself busy when he's sober by dressing as giant fruit and chasing neighborhood dogs until he passes out from heat exhaustion.

We have a trio of losers controlling the basement of our pool after 3 weeks. Bradley Fisher, Cam "PuddingPop" Brown and Brett "Gamecockblocker" Bargey have managed to compile a pitiful 21 and 39 record so far. When not busy eating cookie dough from the tube these 3 enjoy making fun of people with Tourette's Syndrome. Granted that's funny but not very nice fellas.