Thank God ASU finally got off the schnide and beat this dumb ass thing !
That's the face I'd make too if I knew I was going to the Autozone Liberty Bowl Coach Kelly.
Do you think A&M misses Johnny Football right about now ?
I'm also guessing the Sooners are missing this guy after losing to K-State !
WEEKLY WINNER
We had a tie for first place this week between pool stalwart Mark Hodgson and Angela Driscoll who each scored a record of 16-4.
Angela was voted the world's most giving and compassionate person EVER last year ! All because she agreed to marry the most "unmarry-able" person put on God's green earth Terrence "Dr Handsome" Brown. Needless to say a healthy diet of Martinis and Mexican TV TeleNovelas is the only thing that keeps her going.
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| T and Angela on their wedding day |
Hodgy when not terrorizing his students spends most days screaming about fluoride in the drinking water at the abundance of squirrels that call his attic home.
WEEKLY LOSER
John "B A Trojan" Boxley is this week's disgrace clocking in with a miserable 5-15 record. John has had a long and distinguished career in journalism, in fact, he just took a position of Editor in Chief of the El Segundo Thrifty Nickel. He plans to start a weekly column on "Erotic Puppetry" in the coming weeks which I'm sure will be followed by weekly visits by the police.
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| John attending a USC game |
OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD
Rylan Weythman maintains his perilous over all lead in the pool but has some stiff competition in the name of the AutoPick "Underdog Team". For a man that sleeps about 20 hours a day and lives off a diet of Frangelica and Grape Nehi this has been an impressive run - which I'm sure will end very soon !
And because it seems everybody wants a piece of the loser pie we have yet a another over all loser this week in Gregg Dohmen who goes by the ultra clever screen name of, wait for it, "Gregg Dohmen". Talk about your Robin Williams-esqe riff ! Gregg has led a life of disappointment, first the cancellation of Alf was a body blow, then deciding to be a Cornhusker fan has left him a shell of a man.
THE PJA
MET BO BEBOS !
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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish
OUR PATRON SAINT
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