Week 7 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

After last week's amazing run of college football this weekend was a bit more mellow. It never ceases to amaze me how good the Las Vegas bookies can be at setting the lines. 

10th ranked Tucson Tech was a 2.5 home dog to USC and what do you know USC wins by 2 points - I claim sorcery !!!

And it wasn't the greatest weekend for the Old Pueblo, after their loss to the Trojans this picture of Wilbur the Wildcat was released of him in a compromising position with a member of the UofA swim team. Shame on you Wilbur ! 

The Commish after making a last second switch on my picks

YOU vs the POOL

And because I will never get sick of watching this....here it is one more time...

WEEKLY WINNER

This week's winner is Bill Lafave who scored an impressive 17-3 week. Bill goes by the screen name "NYHARD" which is kind of a cute story. Bill I'm told likes to keep very clean so the boys down at Mr Fuzzybottoms Bathhouse he frequents gave him that name after one of his many soapy parties with the fellas. Bill plans to use his $100 in winnings to purchase something called "Astro-lube 3000" which he plans to pass out like candy at the big Halloween bash.

WEEKLY LOSER

Erik Turner is this week's loser with a God awful week of 3-17, I believe this ties the record for worst week ever in the pool. Losing is kind of a life mission for Erik, he's a supporter of the University of Miami - OHIO football program so that's always a lot of fun, he enjoys racing lawnmowers competitively, and when not making horrible picks on college football games he can be found scrapbooking with his grandma. Needless to say he's on a 24 hour suicide watch !

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Rylan Weythman somehow is hanging on to the top position in the pool with 88 total wins. I hear Rylan found a new strain of pot up in Berkeley called "Barbara Boxer's Velvet Undies" which he's been using to help make his weekly picks. So once that runs out we can be assured RW's reign as pool leader will come to a thundering close.

We have a new over all loser and he goes by the name of Ray Russell who over the period of 7 weeks has accumulated just 50 wins. According to his E-Harmony profile Ray enjoys napping, "petting hedgehogs", and beer bonging NY-Quil.

THE PJA

        MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT