Friday, September 20, 2013

WEEK 3 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES

Some of you may have been wondering what happened to the Commish and where's that pointless recap he does each week. Well as usual it's easier for me to tell you via pictures. So here's my mud and muck covered week covering the Colorado floods.

Here's the Commish wondering why I signed up for this gig
Here I am crossing the street in Boulder to get to the Starbucks
And finally here I am rushing home to watch the ASU Wisconsin game last Saturday

And I don't know about you but I saw no fault in the officiating at the end of the ASU - Wisconsin game...the mighty Devils won the game fair and square.

Bo Pellini continues his charm offensive - at this rate he'll be doing commentary on public access TV in Guam - GO BIG PINK !


WEEKLY WINNER:

We have a solo winner in week 3, Mike "Griffdog" Griffin lucked out with 15 big wins. These were some of the best decisions Mike has made in quite sometime. Griffdog not only crushes tail all over the metro Denver area he has a long list of accomplishments to brag about...he was voted most likely to fall for a tranny prostitute in Vegas, he was roast beef slicer of the week 6 straight times at his job at Arby's, and has the largest collection of porcelain clowns in all of colorado.








WEEKLY LOSERS: We have a duo of losers for week 3, Bruce Penning and Dave Kent, each managed to guess just 5 correct this week.


It's no surprise about Bruce he has a long and illustrious career of being a loser, he wears the crown as a Pewter Jack Ass trophy winner with great pride, other than the time he found a half eaten hot dog in the dumpster at 7-11, it's the highlight of his sad life.














Dave is a USC Trojan and is currently under house arrest after trying to run over Lane Kiffin in the Colosseum parking after their loss to Wazzou. Don't worry Dave you were doing God's work.








LEADERS AND LUNKHEADS:

We have a 2 way tie for first between Craig Edmonston and Kenny Drop, we all know the pressure will be too much for these 2, so my advice to you is to start drinking heavily and switch your picks just before you black out !















And in last place is Deborah Jackson. Fellas I think we all can agree that a football pool is no place for a woman, this is mans work. Deb I suggest you get back in the kitchen and make some delicious nachos for your husband while you're vacuuming and doing the dishes !










To the deadbeats that I put on the bench for not paying on time, the web admin is trying to re-install your season records, at this point I'm not sure if he can. If he can't I'll have to drop you from the pool. You have nobody to blame but yourselves for not paying on time !










Good Luck Suckas - the Commish


FORK YOU MARK MAY !


1 comment:

T. Ozzie Nelson said...



Commish,

Can you also start another pool in which we each try to create unique designs by connecting the liver spots on Lou Holtz mug, and the spots on Dennis Erickson's liver?

Drink Up Shriners!

Ozzie