Monday, October 08, 2012

WEEK 6 RECAP


COMMISH NOTES: It was quite the weekend as several teams in the top 10 went down in flames. Our NC State friend above, who just finished 2 gross of Krispey Kremes at the tailgate, celebrates the Wolfpack's last second victory over the Seminoles. 

Georgia got completely worked by the Gamecocks. 
And in the game the Commish attended the Bayou Bengals managed just 6 points against the Gators. It was quite the weekend in Gainesville, on the way to the game we got plowed into by one of the stars of "Swamp People" which put a damper on the festivities 


 but we did manage to meet some lovely people like this year's  Florida Homecoming Queen. 











There also seemed to be a lot of "sleepy" people at the game - this guy for example was in this position for the ENTIRE GAME ! 


But all in all I highly recommend Gainesville if you enjoy humidity, fried foods, Molly Hatchet, and Mullets.










Also we tried to do an "Over - Under" bet on how many Jorts we'd see - but I lost track 2.5 million !












Also if you're waiting for the final score of the Ohio State Nebraska game it might be a while - the Buckeyes just ran for another TD on the vaunted "Blackskirt" defense.

















And get ready Boulder the Mighty Devils are coming to town !











WEEKLY WINNERS

This week's winner is the husband and wife team of Kent and Demaris Walton who despite not knowing what day it is let alone that football is a sport not played by robots correctly guessed 15 games. What is even more remarkable is that they met  while attending Millard Filmore's Inaugural Ball and took the first "Lighter than Airship" from Coney Island to the opening of Fenway Park. If you'd like them to yell "Get off our Lawn" come visit them anytime in Oregon when they're not napping - that is never.

WEEKLY LOSER 


Steve Delira is the "King of All Things That Suck" this week managing to wake up from his cough syrup and Goo-B-Gone coma inducing Cocktail to pitifully guess just 4 games correctly. Steve you are ordered by the Commish to continuously slap your self through the end of games next Saturday.








OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

We have a 3 way tie for 1st over all now between Jim "Wheels" Weiler, Lisa "I Married Old #2" Fowles, and Daron "Sons of Sandusky" Sanders each with 68 wins. This lead will not last for many reasons A)Wheels is from Minnesota and they're good at nothing B) Lisa is a woman and needs to be cooking and cleaning for her husband and not watching football and C) Anybody whose screen name is Sons of Sandusky deserves very bad things to happen to them !




and sitting in the dung heap of the pool in dead last is Clayton Oldham with a miserable over all tally of just 48 wins. Clayton as your punishment, and as a Jayhawks fan, you must head over to coach Charlie Weis' house and give him a sponge bath of tapioca pudding.






And is anybody more excited than the Commish about this huge match up in the pool this week between these 2 powerhouse football programs?


As Always - Good Luck Suckas









the Commish

1 comment:

ASUTrack said...

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