WEEK 5 RECAP

                            COMMISH NOTES

As we complete week 5 of the pool I know many of you are already sick and tired of the pool but take heart there are only 42 weeks to go ! Also several of you have expressed your interest in, and I quote " getting the F#CK  out of thIs G%D D*MN MOTHER F*CKING PIECE OF SH%T POOL" Remember any of you can leave the pool for the small exit fee of $250. 

And If any of you poolsters are looking to be cheered up after yet another miserable week of picks fellow poolsters Ray Scott and Shawn Belamak have volunteered to come to your home to perform their patented "Hug Therapy" free of charge. I promise you will never be the same.

Nice basketball game in Morgantown - West Virginia 70 Baylor 63 - way to step up the D boys !

Does this poster make you want to go to an Akron Zips game or directly to your nearest Country Buffet ?

And who says the BYU folks don't know how to tailgate ? I wanna party with this dude !

The Beavers pounded the Pussies of Nogales Tech this weekend in Tucson (please insert your own tasteless joke here)

The mighty Sun Devils improved to 4 & 1 after deflating the Peoples Republic of Berkeley. This sets ASU up perfectly to make it into the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl.

And to prove that THE Arizona State University is on the cutting edge of technology and science here's some ASU scholars perfecting the "Infant Keg Stand" - professors are also working on an in utero beer bong - stay tuned.

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WEEKLY WINNERS

Brandon Carlson and Daron Sanders are this week's winners with 14 correct guesses. Coincidentally they both had their ventriloquist puppets pick their games this week. They plan to spend their $50 in winnings on new mankinis for said puppets.

WEEKLY LOSERS

There are 2 losers this week. the pride of UofA's Animal Husbandry College Bruce Edmonston managed to guess just 5 games correctly, it was a doubly sad weekend, not only did his kitty cats fall to Oregon State but Bruce was unable to make any new "friends" at his favorite Bakersfield rest stop bathroom - better lick er luck next week Brucey !

 

Greg Fraser also sucked this week with only 5 correct stabs in the dark, Greg's pool name is "G-COCK" so I think we all know what's on his mind instead of football.

OVERALL LEADER AND LUNKHEADS 

Defying all logic and common sense Kris Robinson remains the pool leader with a whopping 59 wins - you can find Kris most days selling orange peels and used Kleenex door to door.

Making complete sense to all that know him Todd Fujiwara is in dead last in the pool with a shameful tally of just 37 wins to date. Todd says he's been concentrating on finishing his book of Haikus dedicated to the memory of Charles Nelson Reilly.

As usual look for week 6 lines to be posted sometime on Monday.

GOOD LUCK SUCKAS

THE COMMISH