WEEK 4 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 

ASU continues their march to the Beef o' Brady Bowl by getting their asses handed to them by the Drunken Sarkasians. This was ASU's most embarrassing game since they tied Catholic University 0-0 in the 1951 Salad Bowl. Seen above is actual footage of ASU trying to run the ball into the end zone at the close of the 1st half...And this just in to the Commish news desk - Coach Graham tried to Blitz again leading to SC's 23 TD of the night.

And how the mighty have fallen - the Quackers were absolutely shellacked at home by the Utes.

Tennessee continued to shine at Florida and let a definite win slip away for the 11th straight time.

Under the category of ASU schadenfreude pretty much the only bright spot for Sun Devil fans this weekend is that UCLA absolutely manhandled Gadsen Purchase Junior College.

                                       

And in an once in a lifetime mistake made by the Commish this last week I had the Hawaii Rainbow Warriors listed as 24.5 point favorites over Wisconsin - when as anybody who has watched college football in the last 75 years would know that would never happen thus making the Badgers in effect 49 point underdogs at home ! And yet there were still 25 poolsters who took Hawaii. Go figure.

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WEEKLY WINNER

Harrison Johnson is this week's winner coming home with 15 wins. As a graduate of NAU this was absolutely the biggest day in his life. When he's not making fantastic football picks Harrison enjoys oiling himself up and playing the saxophone shirtless in the moonlight on top of a skyscraper.

WEEKLY LOSER

We had 2 knuckleheads tie for last place this week - Kris Robinson and Steve Chabre both notched an embarrassing 4 win week.

Kris spends his days handing out flyers about how hemp can be used to make clothing and soap and how President Washington grew hemp, he also makes hemp candy and will tell you about hemp if you invite him over to your house. Kris likes hemp, give him a call.

Steve is a graduate of Nogales Tech so this weekend was extremely sad for him not only did his picks suck but the Kitties really crapped out of their litter box on national TV. On a side note Steve is the pool's second oldest member, and in a bit of pool trivia in his freshman year at UofA he rode the stagecoach into Tucson and sat next to Wyatt Earp !   .

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Dave Chapman darts into 1st place with an over all record of 51 and 29. Dave has not spoken to family, friends, or neighbors for the last month in order to concentrate on his college picks. For that the Commish receives Thank You cards on a daily basis from his family, friends, and neighbors  !

Andrew Spellman, Kris Robinson, and Brett Bargey

continue the quest for ultimate suckitude and the glory of winning the most prized trophy in all of sports - the prestigious Pewter Jack-Ass Trophy. They are all currently tied with a pathetic record of 28 and 52 - showing us all that if you are dumb enough and drink Bukowski-esque levels of booze you too can suck at the highest level.

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WEEK 3 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 

Other than finding a half finished 40 of Old English 800 on a bus stop bench - nothing can make the Commish's Saturday  happier more than watching a parade of SadaBama fans pout on national TV after a loss. Enjoy !

Hats off to Ole Miss on the big win although this had to be the sign of the day.

And USC's former offensive genius did it again - 

FEAR THE VISOR !

And speaking of USC the big game next Saturday between said Trojans and the Mighty Sun Devils should pretty much settle who comes in 4th in the PAC12 south !

That being said Homer is picking the Devils !

And as a bonus this week your commish put on his journalist hat and was able to find some exclusive footage of inside the UofA locker room of their big celebration after beating the national powerhouse NAU Lumberjacks.

Hey Big Red you missing old Bo right about now ?

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WEEKLY WINNER

This week we had a deeply satisfying 7 way tie for 1st place - your Commish can't wait to cut those $14.28 checks at the end of the season ! All this shows us is how much random luck is involved in winning a week in the pool because knowing these poolsters I know if they were in a crowded room and somebody yelled "HEY SMART GUY" not 1 of them would turn their head.

So here's the list of this week's super geniuses; Gary "Flooring Elf" McMahon, Ron "The Kranium" Krunze, Matt Kayser's Auto-picking robot "Selectron 3000", Eric "Super Dooper" Cooper, Bruce "KittyKat" Edmonston, Scott Kilian, and finally Jennifer Mayberry.

A pic from Jenn's model portfolio

You may remember that Jenn came in dead last in the pool last week and the Commish pointed out the obvious intellectual inferiority of female poolsters. Well I must admit to being wrong in this matter, obviously Jenn is smart - smart enough to have her dad or husband make her picks for her this week ! That being said - Jenn why don't you be a smart little sweetie-pie and make your Commish a batch of delicious brownies and send them my way ASAP !

WEEKLY LOSER

Dan Karas is this week's bottom feeder managing just 4 correct guesses. As you can imagine Dan is friendless, he even tried hanging out at his local Star Trek convention and even the Trekkies there found him way too creepy.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Dave Chapman sits on top of our glorious college football pool world after 3 weeks with a 39 and 21 record. Dave keeps himself busy when he's sober by dressing as giant fruit and chasing neighborhood dogs until he passes out from heat exhaustion.

We have a trio of losers controlling the basement of our pool after 3 weeks. Bradley Fisher, Cam "PuddingPop" Brown and Brett "Gamecockblocker" Bargey have managed to compile a pitiful 21 and 39 record so far. When not busy eating cookie dough from the tube these 3 enjoy making fun of people with Tourette's Syndrome. Granted that's funny but not very nice fellas.

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Look for week 4 games to be posted sometime on Monday !

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WEEK 2 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 

Under the headline "Better late than Never" or "Why Do I Even Bother" here's the Week 2 Recap.

ASU continues to live up to the hype and struggled to beat division 7 Cal Poly. This may be a long year Devils fans !

Thank you Brutus, you couldn't squeeze out a measly half point against the Rainbow Warriors to cover.

The commish while making his picks

On a brighter note the Commish was actually able to beat my 12 year old son this week - I've informed Mrs Commish she can begin to feed the child again.

"Commish Brain Juice"

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Robert Kilian is this week's winner compiling an impressive 16 win week. Mr Kilian is the pool's oldest living member having been a member of the pool since 19 ought 2, in fact he was Jim Thorpe's towel boy for 3 years until an ugly locker room incident involving Charlie Chaplin and 3 of the original Little Rascals. You can find Mr Kilian most days wearing his Spanish American War uniform playing with a Hoop and Stick

muttering about that God damned Calvin Coolidge. He plans on taking his $100 in winnings and buying some Moxie Cola and purchasing some land in the Arizona Territories.

WEEKLY LOSER

Jennifer Mayberry is this week's loser with just pathetic 3 correct guesses. The old Commish would at this point would make some crass comments on how Jenn should stick to the the laundry room, making sandwiches, and hosting Tupperware parties and leave the gambling to the menfolk. But the Commish would never sink that low - that being said get back in the kitchen honey!

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Robert "Get off my Lawn" Kilian sits on top of the dung heap known as this pool and has a  28 and 12 record. His lead will soon vanquish when he forgets his picks in the coming weeks in order to watch reruns of Matlock and Murder She Wrote.

There's a 4 way tie for last place between Brad Fisher, Cat Bellamak, Brett Bargey, and Jennifer Mayberry who each struggled to come up with just 13 wins over 2 weeks of play. Cat and Brad are pool veterans so their lack of skill in game picking comes as no surprise but Brett and Jenn are newbies and one would think that they'd spend more than the 11 seconds they obviously are spending now to make their picks. Keep it up gang and the PJA is yours !

THE PJA

There are still several of you that are falling into the deadbeat category very quickly and yes some of you said the check is in the mail but if you suddenly can't make any picks that means the Commish has put you on the bench for non payment. It's been almost a month for you to pay so get your shit together ! 

So if that's you - you need to contact me at metbobebos@gmail.com and let me know what your status is for your entry fee - cause if I haven't heard from you after this weekend I will have to drop you from the pool cause I don't wanna pay for your entry if you are not paid up.

And for the 27,345th time send the paltry $50 entry fee to - Kevin "the Commish" Watters 1 Columbine Lane Littleton, CO 80123.

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