WEEK 6 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: Yet another unsuccessful ASU football road trip for the Commish. This weekend I was in Dallas to watch the Devils lose yet one more big game on the road and this time to make matters worse it was to the hated Irish.

Happy ND fan Tom Meinert

The last road win for the Commish was the 1953 Salad Bowl

I spent most of Sunday calculating my win loss record since graduation and I came up with a stellar 2 wins 18 losses - FML

Needless to say all ASU alumni and football booster groups have asked the Commish to stop attending ASU football games forthwith. Sun Devil faithful your prayers are answered.

Perhaps if coach Graham wasn't rocking so hard to Slayer on the sidelines maybe the Devils could actually close a game !

Nice to see that former Tucson head coach Dick Tomey has landed the most prestigious job in sports broadcasting working with the guy with the biggest head in the western hemisphere !
WEEKLY WINNER:

Bob Cook miraculously netted17 correct picks this week and brings home $100 big bucks. Bob plans to hit the next Comic-Con in his area and try and corner the market on Pokemon cards, he told me "once the chicks see my Squirtle and Bulbasaur cards I'm for for sure gonna lose my virginity."

WEEKLY LOSER:

It's really no surprise Raymundo Scott came in dead last this weekend with a miserable 6 correct guesses - what is surprising is that it took this enormous dunderhead 6 weeks of the pool to do it. If fellow poolsters knew the absolutely Herculean amount of Natty Lights and Jello shots Ray pours into his body every week its amazing Ray can even turn on the computer. The Commish predicts many more last place finishes this season for the "Pride of Aloha Skate Town."

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD: And in the spirit of "Do You Believe in Miracles" Tony Poleo remains in first place with 73 big wins. With his busy schedule of rehearsals with the "Big Red Alumni Glee Club" and his duties as president of the "Phoenix Area Richard Simmons Fan Club" it's a wonder he has time to make his weekly picks at all.  

And in no real surprise at all Ernie Slaughter now sits alone in last place with just  47 correct guesses. I did a little investigating on Ernie's status because after all he did win the pool a couple times in years past. Well it turns out his pet turtle "Mr Greenie", who had been making all his picks in past season's, passed away this last year leaving poor Slaughter Dog with no football guidance at all thus his miserable performance. Might be time for a new turtle pal !

I'll let ya all know when week 6 games are posted - I promise it'll be before Thanksgiving.

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish