WEEK 5 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: It was the perfect trifecta of football this weekend - both Notre Dame AND Nogales Tech lost and the Mighty Sun Devils crushed the Trojans 62 to 41 (not exactly a defensive struggle but I'll take it) PLUS the Condoms fired their lame brain coach in the airport parking lot after the game - Bonus !

Having a bad day Laney ?

I think coach Kelly handles losses pretty well...

Even when Tucson loses Rich Rod still has a beautiful smile...

The only sore spot for the commish was even after getting a remarkable, for me, 15 correct picks this weekend I still tied for second place, Dear Lord will I ever win anything besides that giant inflatable banana at the fair from last summer ?

And did anybody watch Stanford dismantling Wazzou on Saturday ? The president of Washington State University was in attendance and seemed to be enjoying the available concessions.

And finally just because I miss Coach Mangino lumbering along the sidelines every weekend here's his pic.

WEEKLY WINNER We had a 2 way tie for 1st this weekend between Colin "the Panty Dropper" Fisher and Dan Karas (no relation to small black child lover Alex Karras I'm told) Both finished the week with an impressive 16 win total. I'm pretty sure they cheated.

When he's not fighting crime Colin is hosting hot tub parties with area cub scout troops. He plans to use his $50 in weekly winnings to buy some new neon Dolphin shorts.

Dan will probably not hear of his victory for months, he's been holed up in his underground bunker worried that aliens are coming to steal his collection of My Little Pony figurines.

WEEKLY LOSER: This week's loser is Tom "I miss Charlie Weis" Meinert who clocked in with a pathetic 5 correct guesses. Tom's a huge Notre Dame fan and to say he's a tad bitter about the Fighting Irish would be like saying the French like to surrender just a bit. I get to hang out this weekend with Tom at the ASU Notre Dame game in Dallas and I'm looking forward to 2 full days of weeping, bitching and moaning, and eventual bed wetting (and that's by me imagine his attitude when the Devils beat the Irish!) 
Good times indeed.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEADS: 

Our over all leader in the pool is Tony Poleo with 63 big wins: when he's not posting pictures of himself on Facebook wearing Speedos and thongs he's getting homo-erotic pink tattoos of Herbie the Husker placed all over his body.

And in dead last is one time pool stalwart Ernie Slaughter who falls behind the pool leader by 26 picks in only 5 weeks. Ernie tells me he will consume nothing but Skittles and Malt Liquor from Bulgaria until he regains the lead. Good luck with that pal.

POOL PAYOUTS: We ended up with 134 paying poolsters for the year (there's one follicly challenged member who lives south of the border who promised to hand me the $50 in cash at the Notre Dame game next weekend and if he doesn't some friends of mine from Nuevo Laredo will be visiting him very soon) 

But I digress, that makes this year's pool of money a whopping $6700 ! Once you minus out the pool hosting fee of $412 and the weekly winners share of $1400 that leaves $4888 in total year end payouts that will be split at the end of the season thusly:
1st place - 35% - $1710.80
2nd place - 25% - $1222
3rd place - 20% - $977.60
4th place - 12% - $586.56
Last place - 8% - $391.04 (Along with the coveted Pewter Jack Ass Trophy)

Look for week 6 games to be posted later today or Tuesday morning

Good Luck Suckas