Thursday, October 17, 2013

WEEK 7 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: It was a pretty miserable week over all in the pool with only 39 of the 134 poolsters managing to top .500 for the week, I think all of our true prognosticating talents are finally showing themselves.

Hey CU fans, you still thinking the PAC 12 is a powder puff conference ?
You'll be getting a big dose of this every time you visit Tempe....
Possible name change in the works in Boulder ?
And did you catch Tucson Tech's offensive innovation at their loss to USC last Thursday....the dreaded and much feared PUNT FLAG...Rich Rod you're a genius !

And don't forget fellow Sun Devils this week's big match up against the Mutts from Seattle.


WEEKLY WINNER: We had a 2 way tie for 1st this week between Tricky Dick Kiburz and Mark Murrietta who each squeaked in 13 wins - if there are 2 less deserving poolsters I sure can't think of them. 

If you're looking for Kiburz you'll find him outside some random Tucson truck stop sporting a pony tail and wearing a "Mustache Rides 5 cents" tank top selling various types of possum and ostrich jerky out of the trunk of his 1973 Pacer. 











The last time I saw Mark he was wearing a 12 pack box on his head outside Cowboy's Stadium threatening every Notre Dame coed who passed by with something he called "SUN DEVIL TICKLE TORTURE" - he is currently in Dallas County jail if you'd like to visit him.









WEEKLY LOSER: 

Pete Thrasher managed to tally just 5 wins this week. Not surprised in the least at his poor performance after all he's committed all his time, energy, and money into stalking Fabio on a full time basis.









OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD: 

Shockingly Tony Poleo still is our over all leader with 85 wins, I would say he's cheating some how but he's not that smart, after all he went to Nebraska AND Nogales Tech. 












The dumbest guy in the pool at this time is now Clayton Oldham who sits in dead last with just 67 wins. As a Jayhawk 
wallowing in the muck of loserdom is nothing new. But cheer up 
Clayton your fellow poolsters chipped in and have paid to have
KU head coach Charlie Weis come over and give you a sponge bath !










Good Luck Suckas - the Commish




FIGHT ON OKRA FIGHT ON !


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