Week 8 Recap

COMMISH NOTES:

What's the over/under on how many beer bongs this Michigan fan had at  the tailgate ?  

I'm gonna say 11.

F U Clemson I see you're back to your old ways - a pool ban may be in your future again if you don't watch it !

Not a particularly good week for the Top 10 this weekend. I think the only reason Oregon won was their adorable pink unis !

And way to take care of business ASU against the 20th ranked Huskies...look out Wazzou here come the Devils !

WEEKLY WINNER:

Curtis Bova is this week's winner with an impressive 15 correct guesses. When Curtis isn't modeling for GQ or putting on a clinic at the hockey rink he's impressing the ladies with his mad college game picking skills. Bova plans to take his $100 in weekly winnings and purchase the "Sexy Policeman" outfit for Halloween.

WEEKLY LOSER:

We have 2 miserable examples of humanity this week in Orlando Colamatteo and Mike Griffin who each managed just 5 correct guesses. 

Orlando, who the Commish has never met, but I'm pretty sure by looking at his last name invented everyone's favorite shellfish based beverage - CLAMATO -  so I have him to blame for my last bender in Ensenada where I woke up in a pile of said Clamato and bacon wrapped hot dogs.

Mike Griffin is no stranger to being a loser in fact he backed Iraq in both Gulf Wars, bet on the Bills 4 times, and at this moment is wearing a Cubs hat and Jacksonville Jaguars jersey, plus he prefers to travel via Greyhound bus lines. 

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD:

Craig Edmonston and Bill Fulton are our new pool leaders with 94 impressive wins. Craig is an Oregon Ducks fan so the Commish will be placing sanctions on Craig at season's end much like the NCAA will be on his beloved Quackers. And Fulton who's hatred for the pool knew no bounds before the season started and was the very last entry in this year's pool promises to donate all his winnings, if he stays on top, to his local Emu Rescue Society.





And no big surprise here with Ernie Slaughter and Clayton Oldham at the bottom of the pack with 70 pathetic wins so far. It'll be interesting to see which of these 2 dunderheads has the staying power for 6 more weeks of loserdom to come out on top and hoist the highly coveted Pewter Jack Ass trophy at the conclusion of this magnificent bastard of a pool !

Look for week 9 games to be posted once the Commish is done observing Ramadan.

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish