Pac12 Plus Pool Blog: WEEK 4 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES:

Many teams struggled Saturday V-Tech, Mizzou, Big Blue but I think the worst performance had to be by LSU.

SAUXD TIGAHS

The only thing LSU managed to win on Saturday was the Poodle Shaving contest - and sadly that's not a double entendre.

Everyone's favorite University from south of the border was flaunting their brain power again - the Gadsen Purchase Community College Spelling All Stars struggled a bit with a word you'd think they'd know how to spell by their senior year of matriculating. Oh well it was 4 letters long - usually when I think of UofA there's many other 4 letter words that come to mind. And there's one other 4 letter word that comes to mind after their game on Saturday and it's LUCK !!!!!!

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

We had a 4 way tie this week between Todd Jennison, Dave Kent, Don Reisinger, and Chase Vendl who each had a bone chilling record of 16-4. They'll each pocket the life altering sum of $25, which for them means 3 nights in Laughlin, 2 trips to the Terrible Herbst Buffet, and a 15 minute session at the Moonlight Pigeon Ranch with Lady Marmalade (seen below)

WEEKLY LOSER

Really no shock here, Kris Robinson is the dregs of the pool this week coming home with a beyond embarrassing record of 5-15. Kris is also confused by escalators, NASCAR, and pudding.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Well the ladies continue to dominate the pool on both ends of the spectrum. With an impressive record of 52-28 Sangkhone Stookey - who informs the Commish that she now goes by her married name of Sangkhone Aschenbrenner...Gesunheit ! I guess that name combo seems much simpler, I suppose Shicklegruber was already taken (look it up)

And continuing her "March of Complete Suckitude" is Cat Bellamak with just 24 measly wins to her name over the first 4 weeks. The Commish had to go way back in the pool record books to find somebody with an equally lame pool start and the only one I could find was a learning disabled Globus monkey named Mr Cheeky that we let in the pool back in 1973 as a lark.