WEEK 9 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 

Yes I know there's no spread this week !

Our little experiment with no spread was interesting to say the least, as a group we did much better over-all although there were a few poolsters that really sucked it up. But the main reason we won't have a "no spread" week again is that the Commish fielded no less than 25 text and emails telling me "there's no spread Commish" and quite frankly that's way too much contact with any of you.

Well the only thing missing from the end of the Miami Duke game was the Benny Hill theme song playing in the background !

The Devils found new and interesting ways to lose a game last Thursday vs the Ducks - this time it took triple overtime and some of the most mind numbingly lame brain dip shit play calling this side of the 1982 ASU Sig Intramural flag football team after 24 pitchers at the Dash Inn. But who can blame ASU's QB, his mind is on other things, he has this waiting for him back at the dorm room.

And who knew poolster Jerry Siegel was so damn popular in Minnesota !

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNERS

We had a 5 way tie of super geniuses for 1st place this week - and Duh !  it was easy with no spread - the rest of us, to make it fair, went ahead and used the spread - so enjoy your big "win". The following poolsters will each receive the enormous amount of $20 at season's end; Bob "Pudding Boy" Cook, Paul "Bumby" Roberts, Jen "Make me an Omelette" Mayberry, Pat "Bugeater" Moeschler, Warren "Poodle Diddler" Heffelfinger.

WEEKLY LOSERS

Don't ask me how, but even with no spread to contend with there were 3 poolsters that managed to come up with just 3 wins this week, i'm guessing the Tuesday morning selection process of "take a Sambuca shot pick a winner...take a Sambuca shot pick a winner" technique didn't really pan out for the following knuckleheads....Bill Fulton, Ernie Slaughter, and Dan Karas...shame on all of your houses !

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Dallas Davis, who if memory serves me, was a weatherman on channel 7 in LA in the 1970's sits in the drivers seat of this Ferrari Testarossa we call a pool with a record of 110 and 70. But we all know what happens when you drive a sweet car too fast, yes you drive it off a cliff in Monte Carlo with a real hot Euro-model sitting on your lap. So good luck Dallas.

Ernie Slaughter with a record of 71 and 109 currently sits alone in the basement of our little pool. We really aren't too surprised at Ernie's position, after all if he's in a crowded room and somebody yells "HEY SMART GUY" Ernie's not turning his head. What is surprising is like Tom Cruise in Rainman Ernie has actually won this pool twice, so is he sandbagging for last place and the PJA, only time will tell.

THE PJA
IN MEMORIAM

        MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

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