WEEK 7 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 

In what may prove to be one of the most unbelievable and amazing plays in the history of college football...oh I'm not talking this....

...I'm talking about this...

...the 3rd down and 6 play when Kennesaw State ran a draw play thus sealing the 12 to 7 victory over Gardner Webb ! And to all of you who personally thanked the Commish for including a barn burner like the Kennesaw State match up a big You're Welcome to all of you !

And in an effort to continue to provide you poolsters with these kind of high quality games that you've grown accustomed to from the pool...here's a little clue to next week's line up. 

In this week's installment of "Sad, Angry, and Confused Fans" may I present the University of Michigan !

 

Speaking of anger the Devils are responsible for a lot of it after handing Utah a victory with their inept offensive output. Once again ASU's hopes are dashed on the shores of the Las Vegas Bowl !

And on a side note in an effort to relieve some of the stress from the Devil's loss to the Utes the Commish decided to try a little ocean kayaking...it did not end well.

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Dave Kent is this week's big winner with a season high record of 17 wins for the week. It just goes to show you what endless hours of sitting on the back of your boat drinking industrial grade rum will do for you guessing skills. And after the week his Trojan's had - the firing of Steve "Cutty" Sarkisian and the thumping by Notre Dame the $100 can buy some pretty good strip mall therapy sessions.

WEEKLY LOSER

Chase "Colorado Husker" Vendl squeaked out just 4 wins for the week. And with a screen name like "Colorado Husker" horrible losses on a consistent basis much come pretty naturally to old Chase.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

A trio of Dave's - Kent, Bowser, and Chapman - sit at the pinnacle of the greatest college football pool in the history of the known universe with a remarkable record of 83 and 57. It just goes to show you with a name like Dave the sky is the limit...look at Dave Koresh and Dave Hasselhof for example.

The list of numbskulls inhabiting the bottom of the pool barrel grows week by week. Currently these Rhodes Scholars - Sangkhone "I'm not kidding this is my name" Stookey, Brad "I'm out of box wine" Fisher, Mark "Widestance" Hodgson, and  Andrew "Dumbledoor" Spellman all have picked just 58 games correctly over 7 weeks. But not to worry if you want the Pewter Jack Ass Trophy on your mantle next year there's plenty of time left for you to suck as bad as these 4 !

THE PJA

Pool Payouts

I finally found my abacus and was able to calculate the pool payouts for this season. Here's how my flawless calculations work out.

We have a total of 155 poolsters paying in at $50 a pop equaling $7750. Then you minus out the $465 website pool hosting fee and the $1500 in total weekly winner payouts leaving $5785 in year end payouts. 

Here's how the year end payouts work out:

1st place 35% = $2024.75

2nd place 25% = $1446.25

3rd place 20% = $1157

4th place 12% = $694.20

Last place 8% = $462.80 + the prestigious PJA Trophy.

Not bad for a bunch of random guessing over a period of 15 weeks !

        MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish








             

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