COMMISH NOTES:
HAPPY DANCE
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| The Commish did this for 7 hours after ASU's victory |
DEVILS WIN DEVILS WIN DEVILS WIN !!! Needless to say it was a glorious weekend of college football and all is right again in the universe as the good guys triumphed over the evil doers of the Old Pueblo !
On a sadder note Wilbur the Wildcat was arrested on a domestic violence charge after Wilberina (or whatever the Hell that thing is named) accused the Tucson mascot of going on a meth fueled rampage in their double-wide trailer after the Devils thumped the Kitties 52-37. Wilbur also allegedly downed 13 forties of Colt 45 and for some unknown reason promised to "kill that SOB Dick Tomey for what he did to my daughter!" YIKES !!
In more good news Ohio State lost as well.
WEEKLY WINNER
She's once, twice, three times a lady...this week's big winner is Lisa Lesley proving once again that when a sassy broad puts her mind to it she can accomplish anything. Lisa scored an impressive 16 win week but I think we can all agree it's time for you to get back into that kitchen and prepare a delicious Thanksgiving feast for the Lesley menfolk. Lisa says she plans to take her $100 in winnings and buy her man some new slippers and a pipe cause he deserves it.
WEEKLY LOSER
We had a cluster F of losers this week, in all there were 9 knuckleheads tied for last place with just 7 wins. I would have to write a novel length essay to go over their names and all their shortcomings so I will not even shame them here. If you would like to meet any of them in person they can all be found at their local Greyhound bus depot sleeping in the mens room. But there are 2 standouts that I feel I need to mention...
My old man Joe Watters is one of these 9 - he taught me everything I know about gambling and you all know how well that has gone.
The other loser of distinction is Steve Chabre and the only real reason to bring him up is that he is a UofA grad and any time I am able to point out what a loser somebody from Tucson is I will jump at the chance and did I mention Steve that ASU beat the Kitties this weekend...did I ?
OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD
Dave "Don't Judge Me Bitch" Jackson takes over the over all lead with a stellar record of 143 and 97 and don't worry bitch when you lose the lead and fall out of the money over the next 3 weeks we will all be judging you just fine !
Angela Driscoll continues to hold her vice like grip on last place with a pathetic 101 and 139 over all record...a full 42 games behind our leader. And again I can't really blame her having to deal with her "special" needs husband Terence hanging around the house all day demanding his Cup 'O Noodles have more gummy bears or dealing with his night terrors brought on by images of Shirley Booth dancing in his head. Don't worry Angela the end is near.
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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish
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She's once, twice, three times a lady...this week's big winner is Lisa Lesley proving once again that when a sassy broad puts her mind to it she can accomplish anything. Lisa scored an impressive 16 win week but I think we can all agree it's time for you to get back into that kitchen and prepare a delicious Thanksgiving feast for the Lesley menfolk. Lisa says she plans to take her $100 in winnings and buy her man some new slippers and a pipe cause he deserves it.
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