COMMISH NOTES:
Not many notes this week from the Commish seeing that I watched zero football this weekend...Jr Commish had a hockey tourney up in Vail so I spent the weekend watching 12 year olds chase a puck - which is usually more fun than watching the hapless Devils this season. But my lack of viewing did equal a Devil victory so with that being said I may NOT watch ASU take on Tucson on Saturday. So anyways my new license plate sums up my feelings heading towards the Territorial Cup....
WEEKLY WINNER
In what can be described as the biggest miracle since Donald Trump's hair stayed in place at the 2014 "Chicago Hair Dryer and Leaf Blower Convention" (get it cause it would be windy there) this week's winner is the Corky of our little pool Terence "Pudding Boy" Brown - T goes by the screen name "Mrs Vincent Minelli" which shows what a fragile grip he has on his sanity, somehow scored 16 this week. Terence plans to take his $100 in winnings and finish his book "The Dummies I Loved" a romantic tale exploring man on puppet love.
WEEKLY LOSER
This week's chump is Mark Hodgson who came into the clubhouse with just 3 correct guesses - a season low. Hodg is no stranger to sucking in the pool his name has graced the last place column many a time. If you'f like to chat with Hodg you can find him at his Unabomber style shack feeding his 29 pet raccoons pretty much anytime other than when he goes to town to go dumpster diving.
OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD
Mike Withey takes over 1st place after 11 weeks of guessing and sits atop of the standings of the greatest college football pool in this or any other alternate galaxy since the beginning of time. Mike goes by the screen name "LuckyAsHell" which seems pretty accurate and I'm sure his pool dominance will be short lived going down the stretch.
In an ironic twist of fate our over all loser in the pool is Angela Driscoll AKA Mrs Terence Brown who was this week's winner if you're able to remember 2 paragraphs ago. It's no wonder she's awful at the pool having to babysit Terence 24/7 - just keeping him from lighting himself on fire when he makes toast is a full-time job. If Angela hangs on to last place with 4 weeks to go not only will she receive College Football's most prestigious trophy...The Pewter Jack Ass (F you Heisman !) she will also get the "Abe Vigoda Endurance and Perseverance in dealing with a Challenging Husband" Award.
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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish
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This week's chump is Mark Hodgson who came into the clubhouse with just 3 correct guesses - a season low. Hodg is no stranger to sucking in the pool his name has graced the last place column many a time. If you'f like to chat with Hodg you can find him at his Unabomber style shack feeding his 29 pet raccoons pretty much anytime other than when he goes to town to go dumpster diving.
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