THE END IS NEAR !!!!
The final week is upon us - our slow march of mediocrity will come to a close this weekend and we can then begin the quiet soul searching that comes with the end of every football season and we can answer questions like "Why am I a Sun Devil fan?", "Taking Georgia Tech and the points that's a no brainer right ?", and most importantly "Why do I play this F%#@ing pool every year ?!?!?"
But Remember before you completely sign out and hit the bottle hard be sure you sign up for the Bowl pool
I don't know about you but guessing the outcome of the Raycom Media Camellia Bowl
or the Cactus Bowl featuring the 6 and 6 Sun Devils and the cast of Deliverance
set to be played in the parking lot of a Walgreens in Ahwatukee will fill your holiday season with joy and wonderment !
Also this year there was a little extra in the pool budget and you all will be receiving this ribbon
Congratulations from the entire PAC12 Plus Pool staff !!!
WEEKLY WINNER
We had 2 winners this week both Bruce Edmonston and Steve Smith correctly guessed 15 games and will split the weekly $100 pot thus doubling their normal monthly earnings.
This is the greatest thing to happen to Bruce since RichRod decided to stay with his beloved Tucson Kitties this week and in his honor he plans to make a statue of the Rodster out of Salmon mousse in his front yard and feed the neighborhood feral cats.
Steve plans to use his $50 in winnings and distribute candy to this kids down out the Junior High in his sweet new van.
This should not send up any red flags at all.
We had a six way log jam for last place this week between the following Mensa members who each tallied 4 correct guesses....drum roll please for...Dave "Not in 1st anymore"Jackson, Robert "Shut up Klink" Crane, Jim "The Wheels have come off" Weiler, Jay "My wife is smarter" Geyer, Ernie "Sandbagger" Slaughter, and Pat "Wooly Bugger" McCauley who all have brought shame and misery to their family names.
OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD
Dallas Davis currently has a 1 game lead going into the final week with a record of 161 and 114. As we have seen before the hardest lead to maintain in all of sports, even harder than the British Open, is winning the top spot in the most prestigious college football pool in the known universe for you see to win this pool will make you an immortal God who will be worshipped throughout all time, space, and dimensions !!!! Oh and you also get a check for a little over 2 grand.
There are a pair of dunderheads wallowing in the muck of lastplaceitude - Ernie Slaughter
and Angela Driscoll have selected to a truly horrible record of 119 and 156 a full 42 games behind the leader. This final week will determine whose name will be inscribed into the most honored and treasured trophy in all of sports - THE PEWTER JACK ASS !
There are a pair of dunderheads wallowing in the muck of lastplaceitude - Ernie Slaughter
and Angela Driscoll have selected to a truly horrible record of 119 and 156 a full 42 games behind the leader. This final week will determine whose name will be inscribed into the most honored and treasured trophy in all of sports - THE PEWTER JACK ASS !
THE PJA
Good Luck Suckas - the Commish
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