WEEK 2 RECAP

Actual Highlights of the Sacramento St - ASU game

COMMISH NOTES

Well the Commish's "March of Mediocrity" (patent pending) continues after posting a lame 9 wins this week, with that,  my slide into a season long 84th place is firmly established. The only bright spot was ASU's demolishing of the highly under-rated Sacramento State Hornets on Thursday night 55-0, but of course I was too stupid to put that one in the pool !

I don't know about you but, other than the fact that the Irish lost, the best part of the Michigan Notre Dame game had to be the encounter between Musburger and Eminem - WTF !

A special hats off to the Texas Longhorns for getting their asses handed to them by the Fighting Mormon Missionaries yesterday. Poolsters if you have time please go visit poolster and UT alum John Jourde in the hospital, he sadly tried to take his own life by eating a 25 pound cheese log and downing a gallon of Frangelico after the loss.

And in attempt to have all the USC fans reading this post punch their computer screen at once I'm going to say 1 word.......KIFFIN !

OK Trojans raise your hand if you want the Lanester fired !

And finally if you'd like to know what images haunt the Commish's dreams, it's these 2 CU Buff fans wandering the streets of Boulder.

WEEKLY WINNERS - We had a 3 way tie for first this week between Tom Sharp, Wiley McIntire, and Craig Edmonston each correctly guessing 14 picks.

They will each split the $100 weekly purse thus doubling their yearly earnings. Tom plans to invest his money on one more profile on "J" Date. Wiley is saving his money up for something called a "Tumbleweed Combine" because that's all that will grow in whatever part of God forsaken Texas he lives in ! And Craig, as a practicing attorney, will take his money and sue all the orphanages in his his area because " they're bringing down my GD property values, the little bastards ! "

WEEKLY LOSER - Mark Sanchez takes home last place this week managing to pick just 5 wins. After hearing of his weekly loss Mark's boss at "Hot Dog on a Stick" at the mall demoted him to lemon rind garbage detail but his other boss at the carnival promoted him to assistant "Tilt-a-Whirl" safety inspector.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD - Kenny Drop and Pete Thrasher are tied for 1st with 27 big wins, we all know this won't last. I'm sure they'll both drink the week away and forget to make any picks at all in week 3.

And sitting alone in last place is Jason Mizak, which really isn't fair seeing he joined the pool after week one and only received the pool low 4 wins for the 1st week. This doesn't mean Jason isn't deserving of last place status because all sources indicate he's a tremendous loser.

POOL PAYMENT

Poolsters the deadline for your entry fees is fast approaching - it's Friday September 13th if you didn't notice the 13,685 reminder notices I've sent to date. So far 82 of you have paid up but that leaves 56 deadbeats still remaining...so stop reading this get your checkbook, raid grandma's piggybank, or simply rob your local convenience store and send the $50 entry fee to: Kevin "the Commish" Watters 2470 South Jackson Street Denver CO 80210.

Remember don't be late with your entry fee or I'm sending this UofA cheerleader to your house to "snuggle" the fee out of you.

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish