WEEK 4 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES

Well ASU looked great this weekend versus Stanford....too bad it was only in the second half playing against the Trees third string. Can you say Las Vegas Bowl ?

And did you hear about Florida International University asking for a running clock against Louisville this weekend in their 72-0 loss ? I thought running clocks were only used in 6 year old girls soccer games.

And ummm Texas it's only Kansas State not the 72 Dolphins

And a message to all the deadbeat tardy entry fee poolsters...the web admin is still working on re-setting your season totals...I will not cash any of your checks until he gets it right.

WEEKLY WINNER: House husband Dave Hostettler is this week's winner with an amazing 16 wins. Dave spends most of his days saying "yes dear, no dear, I'll fetch the Ben Gay dear" to fellow poolster Lisa Lesley,  seen together here on what they call one of their "Swinger Adventure Holidays" 

Dave plans to use the $100 weekly winnings to buy some new bondage gear.

WEEKLY LOSERS: There's a 4 way tie in suckitude this week between these pitiful losers - Beth Geyer, Crawford Flaherty, Chris Coleman, and Dan Clements Jr. They are all ASU alumni or have ties to a Sun Devil so their performance comes as no surprise.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEADS: 

Our over all leader this week is Kenny Drop, who pulls ahead by 3 big wins. Kenny is a newlywed so getting some steady loving by his new bride must be helping his picking process, but I predict that well will dry up before the end of the season and so will his wins !
Am I right fellas or what ?!?!? Heyooooo !!!!





There's a 2 way tie for last between Jason Mizak and Ernie Slaughter. 

Jason's screen name is Mizery112 so he must be pretty used to this bottom feeding existence, Jason says he plans to spend the next week in a sweat lodge to get his mind strong and power his way back up to 129th place.














The big surprise is Slaughterdog being in dead last, he's a former pool winner and a usual a top finisher, I guess his years of internet porn addiction and prescription pain medication abuse have finally back fired. Ernie says he will continue with his methods and the ship will right it's self. Good luck with that.

Look for week 5 games to be posted later today or Tuesday morning or whenever I damn well feel like it.




Good Luck Suckas - the Commish