COMMISH NOTES:
Once again my beloved Sun Devils don't fail to disappoint, even with the gift of the Trees beating the Bluins ASU fell short down at the border truck stop. Say hello to the Poulon Leaf Blower Bowl boys !
But Devils at least we got this going for us !
Anybody have the Help Wanted ads from Sunday's paper they could spare ?
Tick Tock
Hey Buffs do you miss this guy yet !
For all the Notre Dame fans in the pool the Commish is making this book available to you for just 99 cents !
With just a week remaining in the pool it's pretty much all over but the crying for about 95% of you Poolsters but for those select few still in the running for the cash it's time to whip out your super computers and clinch up your sphincter because we all know somebody's gonna blow it big time and end up with the big goose egg !
Hey for the rest of you the Bowl Pool is just around the corner so you can continue making bad decisions straight through to the new year !
WEEKLY WINNER
We had 3 geniuses this week each scoring 15 big wins. Gary McMahon, Dave Kent, and Steve Delira will split the $100 in weekly prize money. This will make for a merry Christmas in all of their homes because this cash infusion basically doubles their monthly income.
WEEKLY LOSERS
We had a 4 way log jam of losers this week - Scott Kilian, Andy Eppinger, David Schwartz, and Deborah Jackson each posted just 6 wins for the week. Quite frankly the Commish has run out of abusive things to say but I think we all know this is just but one example of the shame and heartbreak these 4 live with 365 days a year.
OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD
Chase Vedl remains the strongman of the pool and sits on top of our little dungheap with a record 160-120 a full 4 games ahead of the 2nd place poolster. But we all know the intense pressure he is under and a full and total collapse is expected by the end of this final weekend of football.
Continuing their march of lameness are our 2 married nincompoops Kent and Demaris Walton who seem to have locked on to last place like RoseAnne Barr at an all-you-can-eat Sundae Bar ! Their season record sits at 113-167 a full 47 games behind our leader. I would say the coveted Pewter Jack Ass Trophy is still up for grabs but I think we all know where it will reside come next season !
THE PJA
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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish
OUR PATRON SAINT
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