WEEK 13 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 
This is the big week when the mighty Arizona State University Sun Devils take on the Kitties from Gadsden Purchase Community College. This is the first time both schools have been in the top 20 since around 1895 when they played for a bucket of hard pone and the right to wear pants the rest of the year. And I'll leave it on one note - 
           GO STANFORD BEAT UCLA !!!!

The Commish is fully provisioned for the game on Friday !

To get every advantage - ASU is bringing this horrifying Sparky out of retirement to prowl the sidelines in Tucson.

Way to represent USC - you are now officially the Bruin's Bitch !

The horrific collapse of the Irish continues much to the delight of the college football world.

Sadly there was a fire in Brian Kelly's office after the Louisville game.

The boys are excited for the Iron Bowl !

                                 YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Dallas Davis is this week's winner coming in with 16 big wins. Yet one more Husker that snuck into the pool. I'm not saying Dallas is friendless but he spends his free time playing Jazz flute and making dream catchers made of human hair which he then takes to his local "Curves" to try and sell to the less than interested housewives.

WEEKLY LOSER

Scott Kilian and Steve Delira both had a piss poor showing this week and landed only 6 wins for the day. Scott will claim that he has only picked using the "RANDOM" button this season but his computer browser history shows otherwise; last week alone he spent 17 hours viewing college football betting related web pages which only came in second to the 38 hours he spent looking at a website called 'Filipino Tranny Hot Oil Party"

Steve is a long time CAL Bears fan so losing comes naturally to him. Steve currently lives in a studio apartment with his 23 cats where he spends his days singing Hall and Oates songs to his little feline pals.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Chase Vendi sits in first place over all with a record of 149-111 which has him tied with the Autopick choice of Underdog (very impressive). Chase is yet one more Bug Eater that infiltrated our pool and the Commish will make every effort next season to prevent any more of their kind into our exclusive ranks. But with just 2 weeks to go in the pool Las Vegas bookmakers say that there's just a 2% probability that Chase will finish in the money and not  blow it all away by making horrible "Pellini-esque" decisions.

Jurassic era poolsters Kent and Demaris Walton are clinging to the bottom of the standings like a lamprey feeding off the bloated body of a tapir bobbing in the murky waters of the Amazon river or in other words they absolutely suck at picking college games against the spread. With just 2 weeks to go I would be clearing space in your shopping cart that is currently stuffed with rags, newspapers, and old sofa cushions to make room for sports greatest prize - the illustrious Pewter Jack Ass Trophy !

THE PJA

        MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT