Pac12 Plus Pool Blog: WEEK 3 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES:

The Commish is calling an early season "Shenanigans" with the 1st and 2nd place finishes by 2 Cornhuskers - "AZ Husker" and "Colo Husker". The last time there was a one two finish by 2 Bugeaters in any event was the "Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel Look and Sound Alike Contest" down at the local Black Eyed Pea ! The Commish's Blue Ribbon Panel to investigate this obvious website error begins Tuesday on Capital Hill.

Several teams laid gigantic eggs this past weekend. Virginia Tech ruined the beginning of most everyone's pool day...

A Poolster preparing to kill HokieBird

Iowa once again faltered vs lil bro Iowa State...

I guess USC is NOT the real deal and fell asleep against a very mediocre Boston College squad...

Miss me ?

And to nobody's surprise ASU continues to OWN the state of Colorado and put a hurting on Ralphie - The Commish and all the little Commisioners attended the game and had a grand old time.

The Jr Commish with current ASU Rhodes Scholars

All was well in Boulder until poolster Doug Manzler learned we were out of rum and made this face the rest of the night...

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER:

Tony "AZ Husker" Poleo is this week's inexplicably lucky winner miraculously posting a 16-4 record. Tony is the current president of the Phoenix Area Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Support Group. He plans to take his $100 winnings and buy a David Carradine Kung Fu poster and some INXS cd's.

WEEKLY LOSERS:

We had a 4 way dog pile of losers this week between Guy Graham, to nobody's surprise Cat Bellamak, Zac Cottingham, and Troy "Mr Sparkles" Winkles who each posted the embarrassing weekly tally of 4-16. If you'd like to meet these 4 master prognosticators they can be found behind the Jack in the Box in Branson, Missouri performing the play Fiddler on the Roof with sock puppets.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD:

Sangkhone Stookey continues her pool dominance posting an over all record of 39-21. If she wins the pool at season's end she plans to take the money and sue her parents for giving her that name ! (I do hope she falls from 1st place because I've run out of jokes about her name)

For the second week in a row we find Cat Bellamak sitting in the pool's gutter wallowing with a terrible record of 17-43. Cat your husband Shawn told me it's time for you to get back in the kitchen, do the dishes and make him a delicious sandwich and leave the football pickin' to the menfolk.