Week 2 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

OK everybody quickly go get your old 8 Track tape of Kool and Gang's Ladies Night cause that's what last week's pool was all about...the ladies. Our weekly winner and loser were both some fine ass babes.

 Your Commish can also cross off something from his football tour bucket list - I got to visit beautiful Lobos Stadium at the University of New Mexico and watch the Mighty Sun Devils dominate 58-23. I spent most of the game fending off their meth addled fans who kept pestering me for spare change and asking if they could "finish my Churro".

Jeff Garlin ?

The "Little 12" represented themselves very well last week...please go ahead this week and select which SEC team you want to lose to 56-3 in your bowl games.

YOU vs THE POOL

WEEKLY WINNER:

Former runner up to the "Miss Klingon Empire" contest this week's winner is Jacquiline Lira who pulled off an impressive 15-5 score. She plans to take her weekly winnings and get a sweet spray tan and all the malt liquor she can carry.

      

WEEKLY LOSER:

Cat Bellamak is this week's bottom feeder coming home with a miserable record of 4-16. She unfortunately has an anchor around her neck, namely her husband Shawn, who I'm sure gives her terrible advice on a weekly basis. If you'd like to meet the Bellamak's in person you can find them on any of several freeway off ramps selling bags of rotten oranges after they've sobered up for the day.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD:

Sangkhone Stookey is the pool's overall leader with a record of 26-14. She cries herself to sleep every night knowing she will NEVER find a mini license plate with her name on it at Disneyland - EVER !

Really this will not be a surprise to anybody but our over all last place loser is "Tricky Dick" Kiburz with an embarrassing record of 11-29. And we all know Ricky isn'y too bright, after all, he's chosen to live in Tucson, of his own free will, for the last 10 plus years. Make a spot for the PJA in your trailer pal.

The PJA

POOL ENTRY FEE:

Well of the 164 poolsters 23 of you have still have not paid up. But you have until this Saturday to get your entry fees in to the Commish. The entry fee is a measly $50 so right this second grab your checkbook and write that check and send it to:

Kevin "the Commish" Watters

1 Columbine Lane Littleton CO, 80123

Some of you have said the "check is in the mail" which I've heard before so you're good. The rest of you who haven't paid let me know if you're sending the $$$ or taking the cowards way and dropping out, just drop me an email - metbobebos@gmail.com - and let me know either way.

MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

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