WEEK 11 RECAP

Somebody please remind me...do they drink at LSU games ?

COMMISH NOTES:

Hubris thy name is Oregon

And is it me or do the new USC mascots look like some sort of Nickelodeon acid trip ?

Ahh the love between 2 redneck neighbors 

Good teams win close games right  ?

WEEKLY WINNER:

Local weatherman Dallas Davis and Paul "the goose necked assassin" Guzek are this week's winners with 15 big wins. Fortunately the 2 of them are living together in a drainage culvert off of the 10 freeway near Quartzsite and say they will split to $100 prize money on Abba-Zabba bars and cherry flavored malt liquor.

WEEKLY LOSER:

Yet another Bugeater is this week's loser, Chase Vendi drew the short straw with 5 meager wins. Chase spends most days in the park arguing with pigeons about ObamaCare.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD:

Dave Bowser and Bill Fulton are now CO-leaders in this glorious pool. Poolsters will be glad to know Mr Bowser has relied on auto pick for about 9 of the last 11 weeks and you'll also be glad to know that this coming week Mr Fulton will begin his rapid decent in the rankings and will place completely out of any prize money come the final week !

Daron "Sons of Sandusky" Sanders remains entrenched in last place, just where he belongs. Seeing his nickname etched into sports most treasured and honored trophy - THE PEWTER JACK ASS - will be like seeing other greats like Orr and Gretzky on the Stanley Cup.  

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish