WEEK 10 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES:

Poolsters Steve Coons after sucker punching Wilbur in the back of the head

HAIL CORNY !

                    LUCKY BASTARDS

Also I'd like to know what combination of animal tranquilizers and moonshine the Wazzu student body is taking while attending their home football games ?

I guess I'd dress up like a talking giraffe or a herd of mimes if I had to witness the ass whooping' the Devils put on the Cougs.

WEEKLY WINNER:

Steve Coons and Ernie Slaughter each came in with 15 wins this week.

Steve quite frankly had given up on this season and has spent the last 10 saturdays watching the Discovery Channels  "The Man with the 132 pound scrotum" on a loop in his basement. 

Ernie has spent the last year going to his local mall every day and giving each and every person he sees a high five.

WEEKLY LOSER:

We have a 3 way tie between this power trio of losers Gordo McLean, John Buck, and Wiley McIntire each tallied 5 miserable wins this week. They have formed an all nude kazoo band together and plan to perform at senior citizen centers throughout this great land of ours.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD:

Bill Fulton extends his over all lead by 2 wins with 119 season victories. The Commish can still not wrap his brain around how undeserving of being in 1st place Bill actually is - at this moment he is wearing a beekeepers suit chasing all the squirrels from his front yard screaming about how Hillary Clinton is actually Bigfoot.

And the poolster with the greatest screen name in the history of the pool Daron "Sons of Sandusky" Sanders is now in dead last - with that name there's really no other more rightful place for him other than last ! Your pitiful 85 wins are well earned sir.

  

Most honored prize

And don't forget we have 2 Thursday games this week Poolsters !

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish