Week 14+ Recap

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COMMISH NOTES: First off let me just apologize for my negligence in not posting the weekly recap for the last couple weeks, with my extremely busy schedule of browsing internet porn and serious binge drinking, and not to mention my added responsibilities with my promotion down at Der Wienerschnitzel, I just didn't have the time to provide you with the intelligent insights and pictures of cross dressing fat guys you've come to expect from your Commish. That being said here's the latest load of crap called the weekly recap !

There's really nothing much to say about the Auburn Alabama game - except HOLY SHIT !

Saban you arrogant pr*ck !

Roll Over Tide !

NOTHING SAYS CLASS LIKE A DUCK FAN

The Cup remains where it Belongs

True That !

WEEKLY WINNERS:

Seeing we've missed a couple weeks I'm going to list the recent winners here because after all the last time any of these people were mentioned in print was when they got a participant ribbons at "Sharing is Special" day in elementary school.

Craig Edmonston was our week 12 winner and with his $100 weekly winnings maybe he can now afford to see his Duckies play in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowl.

Week 13 saw the deeply satisfying 8 way tie for first place between Pat "I'm not Gayer Than" Morrissey, Barry "Gorilla Salad" Harcus, the Pride of Nogales Steve Chabre, Mark "Vanilla Lightening" Hodgson, Damon "Splatter Pants" Gehrke, Scott "Nipsey" Streitfeld; Todd "Thunder Chicken" Thrall, and Jack "the Mizzou Assassin" Chessnut. They each will receive $12.50 for their efforts which should make for a very merry Christmas seeing that's doubled the income for the year !

God knows how but "Tricky Dick" Kiburz won week 14. Once again the pool web site, interwebs,  and society as we know it must have broken down cause there is no way in hell that any ASU alum that has lived in the "city" of Tucson of his own free will for the last 10+ years would be smart enough to win any thing let alone a week in the pool !

WEEKLY LOSER:

The following shmucks were the stupidest people in the world over the last few weeks. Larry Pulaski not once but twice along with Bakersfield's version of Dumb & Dumber Craig and Bruce Edmonston. There is not a kind word I can say about any of them. Shame !

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD:

Mark Murrietta is still clinging to the over all lead with 161 big wins but we all know the pressure should be too much for Mark and he should panic and post 3 wins in week 15. Time will tell.

Clayton Oldham maintains his vice like grip on last place with a pathetic 122 wins a full 39 spots behind the leader. But there are a few other poolsters within stiking distance for the greatest trophy in all of sports the coveted and cherished Pewter Jack Ass Trophy. All Hail the Loser !!

Remember poolsters there is one final week in the pool and there will be Thursday and Friday games. Games and lines should be posted sometime on Monday. 
FINISH STRONG !

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

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