WEEK 4 RECAP

          
     COMMISH NOTES 

The theme this week is miracles both on the gridiron and in the pool.

This just in - Oregon just scored again on Arizona.

Can we hear the chants from Boulder ? "WE'RE NUMBER ELEVEN - WE'RE NUMBER ELEVEN" The mighty Buffs shocked the world by knocking off the hapless Wassou Cougars in Pullman. The CU student body immediately stormed an empty Folsom Field after the game. 

Our old buddy Coach Stoops is still up to his wacky sideline shenanigans at Oklahoma - his vaunted defensive attack lost to K State at home btw.

I think Wisconsin has become my new Clemson this year - the Cheeseheads had the game won and covered the bet only to let UNLV score a meaningless last minute TD. Bucky you are dead to me.

The mighty Devils continue their home dominance by beating down the Utes - year after year I've come to enjoy the slow build up of hope and promise only to be crushed by mind numbing disappointment and heartbreak by season's end - prove me wrong boys !


And just because...

WEEKLY WINNER

In this season's biggest WTF moment Jerry Siegel somehow someway won this week with 15 correct guesses. I've made several calls to the pool website admins to make sure there's not a bug in the system. Jerry spent most of his early adulthood as the personal sponge-bath attendant to Screech from "Saved by the Bell" Jerry still considers that time the "most sexually fulfilling days of his life."

WEEKLY LOSERS

We have 2 losers this week who each pathetically came up with only 5 wins. The pool's most senior member Roger Van Rammen who is currently on life support at an assisted living facility in Mexicali. Roger believes the pool is some sort of system to keep the Micks and Chinamen out of the country.

Clayton Oldham is a Kansas alum which explains his bad choices in life and in the pool. Currently he is the leader of a small cult that worships KU coach Charlie Weis as a God like entity. The cult currently has one member.

OVERALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD 

And in what many Biblical scholars believe to be the 5th sign of the impending apocalypse Kris Robinson is now our current over all pool leader with 48 wins. Kris is currently drunkenly stumbling around Italy and was last seen being detained by the Swiss Guards at the Vatican after looking to "score some weed from that Pope dude"

John Buck continues his slide into the abyss of suckitude accumulating to date just 29 wins. There was a Gallup poll conducted this week ranking the world's most pathetic people and John ranked below both "The Situation" and "Octomom" John I think you're safe to start building that custom display case for the world's most prestigious trophy - The Pewter Jack Ass is yours to lose pal !

Look for week 5 lines sometime on Monday. Also I will have all the payouts calculated sometime this week so we will all know who gets what for the year.

Good Luck Suckas

the Commish