WEEK 3 RECAP

                               COMMISH NOTES

Well the commish tried to give a poolside freebie to everyone with the Bama Arkansas game spread being backwards, the Tide got 16.5 points. Even with that generosity and obvious F up 6 poolsters astonishingly still took the Hogs - Suckas. 

Well Buffs not only does the PAC12 want you out of the conference word is that the NCAA is thinking of kicking you out of college football. CU athletic department officials are scrambling to find a new home but the problem is no Denver area Pop Warner league will take the them either !

ASU is back to their old ways and found a new way to lose on the road. Hey coach G let's stick with 1 QB going forward. 

Meinert's a Happy Boy

And on a bitter note the commish lost a side bet to poolster and Mizzou alum Tom Meinert for a bottle of his favorite booze - 

Tom look for that bottle of MD 20-20 Orange Banana wine to arrive sometime later this week !

                               WEEKLY WINNER

Ben Barton is the sole winner this week with 16 big wins. Ben is probably the most degenerate gambler in the pool. He currently lives out of the back of his AMC Pacer at the gray-hound track in Limon, Colorado selling half eaten churros to track regulars. Sadly he plans to spend his $100 on a 75 team parlay card betting on girls high school field hockey. 

                                                          WEEKLY LOSER

Long time loser Todd Fujiwara came up with just 5 guesses this week. Todd blames his bad choices on his commitment to his job as Spiderman in front of the Chinese theater on Hollywood Blvd. Todd gets nothing for his loss except for a steeper decline into massive clinical depression. 

"I'm a winner"

And Todd if you play your cards right you just might join the likes of 2010 PJA "Winner" Dan Clements who was nice enough to send the Commish a picture of himself and the world's most prestigious trophy just before his weekly meeting with his parole officer - Thanks Dano !





OVERALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Rob Rice maintains his lead with 38 wins but it's narrowed to just a margin of 2. Rob says his lack of focus this week can be attributed to working on his 12 sided dice practice going into the Dungeon and Dragons World Championships later this month. Good luck to our favorite level 8 Paladin !

The 1976 Tampa Bay Buccaneers of our pool John Buck maintains his vice like grip on pool loserdom. Pathetically over the span of 3 weeks Buckster has guessed correctly just 17 times. President Obama plans to revoke John's citizenship later this week. 

Artist rendering

And on a side note the Pool executive board broke ground today on the PAC12 Plus Pool Hall of Fame in Quartzsite, Arizona. The facility is made possible by a generous donation from the "Binge Drinkers Society of America" expect the Hall to be open some time in 2052.





                              POOL PAYMENTS

Sadly there are 13 Poolsters who have not paid their entry fee for the year - You know who you are - some of you have said the "check is in the mail" and various other excuses but now if I don't have your check in hand by this Friday 9/21 I will have to drop you from the pool because I seriously have to pay officefootballpool.com the pool hosting fee on Saturday and I do not want to pay for any deadbeats - You have been WARNED.
And for the 27 thousandth time here's where you send the money (and drop me an email letting me know you sent the $)
Kevin "the Commish" Watters 2470 South Jackson Street Denver CO, 80210

Week 4 lines should be posted sometime on Monday.

Good Luck Suckas !




The Commish