WEEK 2 RECAP

                               Commish Notes 

Attention CU and Utah your membership in the Pac12 has been revoked - the following teams will be admitted immediately - Sacramento State and Utah State. 

And really Buffs you let a team whose mascot is named Herky the Hornet beat you ? Sac State lost by 30 the week before to New Mexico frigging State ! SHAME thy name is CU.

Coach Jabba the Weis is up to his old tricks at Kansas losing to Rice on a last second field goal.

Oh why have you forsaken me ?

                       Although the Kitties pulled off the upset this still applies.

And Penn State 2 words for you - DOUBLE KARMA.

And my Devils are looking legit - Coach Graham has ASU playing a style of football never seen before in Tempe, only 5 yards in defensive penalties WTF ! This will only make their late season collapse that much more painful !

Pool Membership and Entry Fee: We ended up with 127 Poolsters, although several of you have yet to make a pick and have relied on AUTOPICK for your guesses - 

Tricky Dick Kiburz and Ray Scott are either dumb or lazy - probably both. 

And Brit Schabacker and Ryan McCarthy I think have no clue they even joined a pool.

So far an impressive 76 of you have paid your $50 entry fee but that leaves 51 still in the deadbeat category. So all you ne'er do wells drop everything head to the blood bank drop fifty bucks worth and send the money ASAP to: 

Kevin "the Commish" Watters 2470 South Jackson Street Denver CO, 80210

Remember I have to pay officefootballpool.com their hosting fee by next Saturday so let me know the check is in the mail or I will have to drop all deadbeats out of the pool !

Weekly Winner: Rob Rice is this sole winner chalking up an impressive 16 win week. Rob goes by the screen name RAMSBCSBOUND which just shows us his deep state of delusional thinking and grasp on reality, after all his Colorado State Rams lost this weekend to North Dakota State, a team that until last year was still playing flag football. He plans to take his $100 and build a statue of Bea Arthur made of Cheetos.

                                               WEEKLY LOSER

This week's loser is John Buck who pitifully guessed only 3 picks, a truly embarrassing and shameful performance indeed. As of this writing his family has asked him to move out, his parents have disowned him, was fired from his job as overnight security guard at Arby's, and his dog kicked him !

Season Leader and Lugheads: With his strong performance this week Rob Rice is the over all pool leader with a commanding 4 game lead going into week 3 - expect Rob to be in 43rd place by week 4.

ASU Letterman

We have a 2 way tie for over all pool suckiness, aforementioned John Buck is tied with long time loser and former Pewter Jack Ass trophy winner and one time ASU intramural power walking champion Bruce Penning. Over the span of 2 weeks these chuckleheads have correctly guessed only 11 of 40 games. But don't worry John, every poolster knows you don't have a prayer going against the King Kong of all losers namely Mr Penning.

Week 3 lines should be posted sometime Monday.

Good Luck Suckas !

The Commish