WEEK 6 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 

                THIS WILL NEVER GET OLD !!!

FREAKING INCREDIBLE ! (BTW there was never a doubt in the Commish's mind the Devils would win)

If you have no life and were able to sit on the couch all day Saturday, like your Commish, you witnessed one of the greatest days of College Football EVER ! Upsets galore -  Bama, Texas A&M, the Sooners, Wisconsin, and probably not a surprise Michigan lost to Rutgers.

But the biggest shock of the day had to be the Stetson Hatters falling to Butler 49-41 - Sadly the loss coincided with the Commish's annual "Big Game Football Weekend" which I spent in LeLand, Florida home of the Hatters. But it wasn't a total loss...

...I got to spend quality time with Hattie the Stetson U mascot...

...I recieved an honorary degree in Animal Husbandry from the University...

...I bought this sweet Hatters sweatshirt...

...but the weekend ended on a down note, after spending all day Saturday chugging cough medicine I bought in Tijuana and cheap bourbon this thing continues to haunt my dreams !  

OK Oregon you let these 2 beat you at home ? Really ?

But Duckies at least you still have this going for you !

Y'all got nothing on these dudes - Tiger Pimp Nation

YOU vs the POOL

And as a side note Poolsters if you would have just selected "the UNDERDOG TEAM" every week you'd now be sitting in second place over all !

WEEKLY WINNER

Falling into the category of even a blind squirrel finds a lucky nut sometimes is perpetual pool bottom feeder Cat Bellamak who goes from worst to first this week with an improbable yet impressive 16-4 record. I'm told she went with the "Cutest Mascot" or "What Team Color Will Match My Purse" picking technique - hey the results are all that matters sister ! Also Cat's man-wife Shawn wanted me to show you fellow poolsters a picture of Cat -

Cat in better days

- I believe it's a publicity still from her days dancing at "Mr Lucky's Sugar Time Show Lounge" down by the airport. It's really a touching story how the Bellamak's met - Shawn was on one of his 3 week benders and was screaming for Cat to dance to Warrant's "She's my Cherry Pie" for the 23rd straight time, police were called, restraining orders issued, and 20 years later marital bliss. Sadly since that picture was taken Cat has really let her self go from a steady diet of boxed wine and frosting straight from the can. See you back in last place next week darling ! 

Current day Cat

WEEKLY LOSERS

We had a complete Cluster F of picking ineptitude this week. The following 8 dunderheads managed to select just 5 games correctly - Dave "I Hate Sha Na Na" Bowser, Jason "Roll Over Tide" Clay, husband and wife dumdums Kent and Demaris Walton, Matt "Not Random" Kaysar, Terence "Pride of the Palouse" Brown, Dave "I Miss Chip" Stern, Seamus "1am Call Time" Gibbons, and Dan "Not Related to Alex" Karas. Shame on all of you !

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Rylan Weythman take over the over all lead with 73 wins, it's a bit surprising this one time Pewter Jack Ass Trophy winner was able to pull this off, but after years of successful competitive "Clown Motor Boat" racing it kinda makes sense.

Ray Russell takes over the bottom of the pool with only 45 wins to his name. Ray is very used to losing, I hear he's the 6 time "4 Putt" champion at Bel Air CC - whatever that is ?

THE PJA

        MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT