WEEK 8 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES 
Another week of football is in the books and that puts us at about the halfway point of this miserable experiment. I know from talking to many of you that you have completely given up and quite frankly I can't blame you. 

But to keep you going here are some interesting stats provided to me by Officefootballpool.com - 38% of you have a small child or household pet make your picks every week - 97% of you are legally intoxicated when you make your picks - 22% of you are disappointed each week when you log in and discover that this is not the Filipino Tranny webpage you bookmarked - and 100% swear you will never do this stupid pool again.

ASU had a great game against the Ducks but my DVR went out after the first 90 seconds so I can only assume things turned out OK for the Devils. So no updates please.

And you can't tell me SEC fans don't know how to have fun.

And the Commish has hired this guy to come visit each and every poolster before the season ends !

WEEKLY WINNER 

A poolster that claims to go by the name Warren Heffelfinger secured first place this week with 16 correct guesses, I'm told his cousin Mortimer Smellybottom helps with his picks every week. He plans to take his $100 in winnings and sue his ancestors for coming up with such a ridiculous last name.

WEEKLY LOSER Carl "Camerofund" Gebhardt is this week's pathetic loser with just 5 correct picks. Carl can be found most weekends cranking the "Nuge" from his garage while downing no less than 23 Natty Lights then showing up hungover the next morning at his job twirling a giant arrow pointing to some low rent condos before being told to go home because they fired him 6 months ago !



OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD 

Jim "Wheels" Weiler is now our over all leader with 91 victories and is also a former pool champion as well. If you haven't met "Wheels" just picture that creepy uncle the family never wants to talk about who wears corduroy OP shorts, has his cell phone in a holster and spends his days off taking pictures of the Junior High cheer leading squad all the while imitating Borat.

Todd "Thunder Chicken" Thrall Is in dead last with just 66 correct guesses. It's not very surprising that Todd sits at the bottom of the barrel, he spends most of his free time writing erotic fan fiction based on the cast of the Facts of Life. One of his favorites involves Mindy Cohn and a vat of nacho cheese sauce or another in which Mrs Garrett, Todd, and a Globus monkey named Sparkles are caught in a rather compromising position in a glass elevator.

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish