Week 7 Recap

Commish Notes - The commish's usual insights to the weekends college football games is a tad limited this week. After ASU completely demolished the CU Buffs on Thursday 

the commish went on an epic bender 

and is a little bit hazy on the goings on in CFB - the last thing I remember is Lou Holtz giving the "Fork 'em Devils" sign on ESPN post game 

which only increased my alcohol consumption and then I passed out not waking up til sometime Monday afternoon. 

Weekly Winners - 

We had a very unsatisfying 4 way tie for first place this week between rot gut tequila baron Todd Nelson, one time ultimate loser champion and PJA winner Rylan Weythman, Master of the pan flute Bradley Fisher, and former "1983 Miss Petroleum Jelly" Deborah Jackson. Each will receive $25 for their efforts which will quadruple their yearly income of 2011. 

Weekly Losers We had an equally pathetic 6 way tie for last place this week between Ben Barton, Brandon Carlson, Todd Thrall, Billy Schauerman, Dan Palka, and Eric Huyhn. 

None of these losers deserve the ridicule and abuse by the commish. Their shame speaks for it self - you can all live with the satisfaction knowing that you are better than all of them !

Over All Leader and Lunkhead - 

Daron "Sons of Sandusky" Sanders takes over as the over all leader of the pool with 81 total wins. Daron is currently holding a nightly candlelight vigil at his local Chuck E Cheese until they release his hero Jerry Sandusky. 

Clayton Oldham remains our over all loser and seems to be a sure lock for America's most esteemed trophy the illustrious Pewter Jack Ass. You can currently find Clayton living in his 1974 AMC Matador in the parking lot of a tolerant "99 Cent Only" store. 

Good luck Suckas









The commish



This week's recap is dedicated to Beano Cook who is now in heaven polishing Ron Powlus's 2 Heisman trophies.