WEEK 13 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES: 
This is the big week when the mighty Arizona State University Sun Devils take on the Kitties from Gadsden Purchase Community College. This is the first time both schools have been in the top 20 since around 1895 when they played for a bucket of hard pone and the right to wear pants the rest of the year. And I'll leave it on one note - 
           GO STANFORD BEAT UCLA !!!!

The Commish is fully provisioned for the game on Friday !

To get every advantage - ASU is bringing this horrifying Sparky out of retirement to prowl the sidelines in Tucson.

Way to represent USC - you are now officially the Bruin's Bitch !

The horrific collapse of the Irish continues much to the delight of the college football world.

Sadly there was a fire in Brian Kelly's office after the Louisville game.

The boys are excited for the Iron Bowl !

                                 YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Dallas Davis is this week's winner coming in with 16 big wins. Yet one more Husker that snuck into the pool. I'm not saying Dallas is friendless but he spends his free time playing Jazz flute and making dream catchers made of human hair which he then takes to his local "Curves" to try and sell to the less than interested housewives.

WEEKLY LOSER

Scott Kilian and Steve Delira both had a piss poor showing this week and landed only 6 wins for the day. Scott will claim that he has only picked using the "RANDOM" button this season but his computer browser history shows otherwise; last week alone he spent 17 hours viewing college football betting related web pages which only came in second to the 38 hours he spent looking at a website called 'Filipino Tranny Hot Oil Party"

Steve is a long time CAL Bears fan so losing comes naturally to him. Steve currently lives in a studio apartment with his 23 cats where he spends his days singing Hall and Oates songs to his little feline pals.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Chase Vendi sits in first place over all with a record of 149-111 which has him tied with the Autopick choice of Underdog (very impressive). Chase is yet one more Bug Eater that infiltrated our pool and the Commish will make every effort next season to prevent any more of their kind into our exclusive ranks. But with just 2 weeks to go in the pool Las Vegas bookmakers say that there's just a 2% probability that Chase will finish in the money and not  blow it all away by making horrible "Pellini-esque" decisions.

Jurassic era poolsters Kent and Demaris Walton are clinging to the bottom of the standings like a lamprey feeding off the bloated body of a tapir bobbing in the murky waters of the Amazon river or in other words they absolutely suck at picking college games against the spread. With just 2 weeks to go I would be clearing space in your shopping cart that is currently stuffed with rags, newspapers, and old sofa cushions to make room for sports greatest prize - the illustrious Pewter Jack Ass Trophy !

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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

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Week 12 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

As any die hard Devil fan knows it was only a matter of time before ASU shit the bed and dashed all of our hopes of Glory. I'm just happy they didn't wait until the Tucson game to crush my dreams but choose to lose to the Beav's instead - the last place team in the PAC12 north btw. If any poolsters are interested I plan to rent mopeds and drive to the "Top Ramen Bowl" in Quartzsite where i'm sure the Devil's will land at year's end.

The Commish Post Game

Well Devils at least you're not Notre Dame !

Hey Nebraska I just checked and Melvin Gordon just scored his 23rd TD and wore out his cleats...nice job Black Shirts !

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

The only bright spot this weekend for Bug Eater fan Chase Vendl was that he won the pool with a record of 16-4. He plans to take his $100 in winnings and buy new jocks for the Nebraska defense which obviously left them all over the field in Madison on Saturday !

WEEKLY LOSER

In one of the worst showings in the history of our pool Craig Edmonson posted just 3 wins this week. Fortunately for Craig he can take out his frustrations this weekend when his Ducks take on the hapless CU Buffs in Eugene.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Brandon Carlson continues to impress the world and remains in first place over all with a record of 138-102. With just a few weeks left in the season will BC remain solid or fade away like so many week 12 leaders in the past ? The Commish predicts his death spiral to start this weekend !

Well it really wasn't a matter of IF but WHEN Demaris and Kent Walton would hit rock bottom - as the pool's oldest living members it's quite shocking these 2 took 12 weeks to hit last place, after all this entire season they thought the pool was some way to get senior citizen coupons to Country Buffet. Kent and Demaris are currently living in a lean-to somewhere in the Oregon back country and spend their days adopting stray raccoons and dressing them up as characters from The Lord of the Rings.

THE PJA

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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT

WEEK 11 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

Looks like the Sun Devils finally got that Irish monkey off their back and put a walloping on Notre Dame and I'm sure my ASU brethren were relieved that the Commish passed on this game live and in person seeing I had a stellar 0-3 record in their past match ups in South Bend, Tempe, and Dallas.

If there are any Poolsters that are Notre Dame fans that were a little disappointed in coach Kelly's play calling or QB selection I have extra copies of legendary Irish head coach Tyrone Wellingham's book I could send your way for inspiration.

The Commish had an outstanding time in Baton Rouge - too bad the Tigers can't finish a game as well as they can tailgate - Good lord you woulda thought they were bringing back Prohibition into law at kick off - those Tigahs can drink !!!

And as an added extra bonus I got to meet both Miss Alabama and Miss Louisiana in the Porta Potty line.

 I am very upset with you Sparty !

And I'm curious, does this thing haunt your dreams after a poor showing in the pool Saturday night too?

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Crimson Tide alum Jason Clay is this week's winner posting an excellent score of 17-3. When he's not redecorating hotel rooms with his family on hockey road trips he spends his days worshipping Nick Saban - in fact he plans on using his $100 in pool winnings to add Grumpy Nick to his sweet Bear Bryant back tattoo.

WEEKLY LOSERS

We had a cavalcade of losers this week - the pool was just thick with awfulness. We had a log jam of 10 morons in week 10 wallowing in their own filth at the bottom of the pool with just 6 correct picks each. Here's your murderers row of dumb dumbs - Adam Stern, Jim Gherlone, Angelo Driscoll, Ryan Wilson, Larry Meister, John "Chowder" Burnham, MP Owens, Stef Ewing, Cory Leiben, and Dirk Weizien. But a special shout out to Meister and Owens for being extra stupid - of the 10 they were the only ones to actually make their own picks this week the rest used Autopicks.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

We have a new leader in the pool, Brandon Carlson now sits on top of the world with a record of 125-95. His screen name is "Arrested in Joja" which goes to show the education he received in Athens but also indicates his current life status after the Dawgs horrendous performance vs Florida last week.

Gregg Dohman continues to hold onto last place with his vice like grip and stands with a record of 83-137 a full 42 games behind our leader. Gregg plans on continuing his weekly picking technique of channeling Jimmy "the Greek" after downing a bottle of Ouzo and about 6 Percocets.

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        MET BO BEBOS ! 

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT