WEEK 12 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES

 After this weekend's drubbing of the hapless Cougs by the just a little less hapless Devils I have officially petitioned the PAC12 to immediately form the PAC3 which will consist of ASU, CU, and Washington State thus ensuring Sun Devil dominance for all ETERNITY !

                 Ducks Loss + Wildcats Loss = Lucky Irish Bastards !

 This pretty much sums up USC's day versus the bRuins this weekend and pretty much predicts the Trojans chances when Notre Dame comes to town on Saturday.

And speaking of the Irish the # 1 Sign was lit up on campus for the first time since Knute Rockne was scaring the coeds in South Bend.

Nogales Tech is going with the all red Unis this friday when they take on the Mighty Sun Devils down south of the border. I guess they just want to cover up all the blood they're gonna be shedding after the beat down from Sparky !

WEEKLY WINNERS

There was another deeply satisfying tie for first place again from 5 unlikely winners. "Old #2" Billy Fowles, Ryan "Tickle Me" Tompkins, Jack "I went to J School with Horace Greeley" Chesnutt, Don "Juan" Reisinger, and winner of the pool screen name of the year Damon "SplatterPants" Gehrke all miraculously guessed 14 correct. This is the first time any of these chuckleheads have won anything since their grandma put the colored egg on the middle of the coffee table and said they won the Easter egg hunt. I'm sure they will all take their $20 in winnings and buy epic portions of grain alcohol and hang out under the bridge like they normally do when they have this kind of windfall.

WEEKLY LOSER

Ed Sipes is this week's moron racking up a minuscule 5 correct guesses. As ASU's most esteemed law school graduate you'd think he'd be a little better at something as intellectual as this pool. If you are in need of an attorney Ed specializes in cases involving over due library books and illegal mattress tag removal crimes, those are really the only cases the Bar or his Mom will let him handle at the moment.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Pete Thrasher continues to defy all the skeptics (which includes his family, friends, and any body who has ever met him) and still leads the pool going into the home stretch. Pete just think how disappointed you'll be when your late season collapse begins this weekend and you end up just one out of the money !

Todd and Ed at Loser-fest 2011

For many a week Todd Thrall was King of all losers but step aside Toddy we have a new schmuck sitting on the throne - Ed Sipes takes over as the over all loser in the pool. This should be an epic battle of the nimwits going down to the wire - ALL HAIL THE PJA !!!!!

Don't forget we have games on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday this week.






Good Luck Suckas - the Commish