WEEK 11 RECAP

COMMISH NOTES

Some bright individual once said the definition of stupidity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. well that can also apply to the Commish. The Commish and Commish Jr took the trip out to LA to watch the hapless Devils take on the Trojans and guess what ? Them darn Devils lost again, but you know what it was nice to be able to teach my son, from a very early age, what heartbreak and misery are live and in person - Will I ever learn ?

ROLL TIDE ROLL ! Right out of the BCS Title game that is...but at least you're not this guy having to wash 20 gallons of Crimson paint of your body

or this guy who lost a bet and had to get the BAMA TAMU score tattooed on his right butt cheek (don't ask where I got this but I have my sources)

And it may be time for Tommy Tuberville to switch to decaf....

And finally in the highlight of the WASSOU season check out this Washington State fan doing what they do best - getting blind ass drunk on national TV.

WEEKLY WINNER

This week's winner, defying all logic and common sense, is the pool's version of a cross between a Sasquatch on Rogaine and the Rainman, the one and only Jerry Siegel. When Jar is not picking copious amounts of hair from his shower drain or watching Judge Wapner he is making excellent picks - this week he secured the $100 by guessing 16 picks. Our hirsute Idiot Savant is available for parties where he can tell you what day your birthday was in 1642 or what boot size Corporal Agarn wore on F-Troop. Jerry will be taking his prize money and buying $100 worth of Daisy razors and having a shaving party at his place - all poolsters are invited.


WEEKLY LOSER

The pool's resident Spicoli KB Cooley is this week's big loser selecting a piss poor 4 correct guesses. But I do have to give KB credit, this past week he told me he was going after the most esteemed trophy in all of loserdom the coveted Pewter Jack Ass Trophy, and said "I'm going for last place" and what do you know for the first time in his entire life KB set a goal and achieved it. Well actually there was the one time he vowed to consume the most pot brownies during the national anthem of the ASU NAU game and he did accomplish that, so technically this is his second life goal achieved. So KB with continued hard work and lame picks we all know the PJA can be yours because if anybody can succeed at being a miserable failure its you pal !


OVERALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Pete Thrasher continues to pull away from the field and has an impressive 6 pick lead over the second place poolster. I know with just 4 weeks to go and Pete's weekly Gas Huffing regimen he's going to be hard to beat. But Pete remember, every poolster - to a man - is rooting against you !

Todd Thrall continues to suck ass and remains in dead last. There are a few poolsters in striking distance but Todd has such a firm grasp on being a loser he will be hard to catch in the remaining weeks. Also if you are curious on how Todd lives and makes his weekly picks just picture the "Sister Christian" scene from Boogie Nights and it'll give you a pretty good idea of the Thunder Chicken's lifestyle.













Look for week 12 games sometime later today - the Commish has a mani-pedi and kelp body rub scheduled for this morning so the pool must wait !

Good Luck Suckas - the Commish