Week 12 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

As any die hard Devil fan knows it was only a matter of time before ASU shit the bed and dashed all of our hopes of Glory. I'm just happy they didn't wait until the Tucson game to crush my dreams but choose to lose to the Beav's instead - the last place team in the PAC12 north btw. If any poolsters are interested I plan to rent mopeds and drive to the "Top Ramen Bowl" in Quartzsite where i'm sure the Devil's will land at year's end.

The Commish Post Game

Well Devils at least you're not Notre Dame !

Hey Nebraska I just checked and Melvin Gordon just scored his 23rd TD and wore out his cleats...nice job Black Shirts !

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

The only bright spot this weekend for Bug Eater fan Chase Vendl was that he won the pool with a record of 16-4. He plans to take his $100 in winnings and buy new jocks for the Nebraska defense which obviously left them all over the field in Madison on Saturday !

WEEKLY LOSER

In one of the worst showings in the history of our pool Craig Edmonson posted just 3 wins this week. Fortunately for Craig he can take out his frustrations this weekend when his Ducks take on the hapless CU Buffs in Eugene.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Brandon Carlson continues to impress the world and remains in first place over all with a record of 138-102. With just a few weeks left in the season will BC remain solid or fade away like so many week 12 leaders in the past ? The Commish predicts his death spiral to start this weekend !

Well it really wasn't a matter of IF but WHEN Demaris and Kent Walton would hit rock bottom - as the pool's oldest living members it's quite shocking these 2 took 12 weeks to hit last place, after all this entire season they thought the pool was some way to get senior citizen coupons to Country Buffet. Kent and Demaris are currently living in a lean-to somewhere in the Oregon back country and spend their days adopting stray raccoons and dressing them up as characters from The Lord of the Rings.

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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

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WEEK 11 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

Looks like the Sun Devils finally got that Irish monkey off their back and put a walloping on Notre Dame and I'm sure my ASU brethren were relieved that the Commish passed on this game live and in person seeing I had a stellar 0-3 record in their past match ups in South Bend, Tempe, and Dallas.

If there are any Poolsters that are Notre Dame fans that were a little disappointed in coach Kelly's play calling or QB selection I have extra copies of legendary Irish head coach Tyrone Wellingham's book I could send your way for inspiration.

The Commish had an outstanding time in Baton Rouge - too bad the Tigers can't finish a game as well as they can tailgate - Good lord you woulda thought they were bringing back Prohibition into law at kick off - those Tigahs can drink !!!

And as an added extra bonus I got to meet both Miss Alabama and Miss Louisiana in the Porta Potty line.

 I am very upset with you Sparty !

And I'm curious, does this thing haunt your dreams after a poor showing in the pool Saturday night too?

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Crimson Tide alum Jason Clay is this week's winner posting an excellent score of 17-3. When he's not redecorating hotel rooms with his family on hockey road trips he spends his days worshipping Nick Saban - in fact he plans on using his $100 in pool winnings to add Grumpy Nick to his sweet Bear Bryant back tattoo.

WEEKLY LOSERS

We had a cavalcade of losers this week - the pool was just thick with awfulness. We had a log jam of 10 morons in week 10 wallowing in their own filth at the bottom of the pool with just 6 correct picks each. Here's your murderers row of dumb dumbs - Adam Stern, Jim Gherlone, Angelo Driscoll, Ryan Wilson, Larry Meister, John "Chowder" Burnham, MP Owens, Stef Ewing, Cory Leiben, and Dirk Weizien. But a special shout out to Meister and Owens for being extra stupid - of the 10 they were the only ones to actually make their own picks this week the rest used Autopicks.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

We have a new leader in the pool, Brandon Carlson now sits on top of the world with a record of 125-95. His screen name is "Arrested in Joja" which goes to show the education he received in Athens but also indicates his current life status after the Dawgs horrendous performance vs Florida last week.

Gregg Dohman continues to hold onto last place with his vice like grip and stands with a record of 83-137 a full 42 games behind our leader. Gregg plans on continuing his weekly picking technique of channeling Jimmy "the Greek" after downing a bottle of Ouzo and about 6 Percocets.

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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT

Week 10 Recap

COMMISH NOTES: 

ASU is still in the hunt for the PAC12 crown with a heart stopping Over Time victory over the Utes. If the Devils can finally beat the Drunken Irish next weekend that keeps them in the hunt for a final 4 playoff spot ! Go Touchdown Sparky !!!

Looks like Will Muschamp can thank Georgia for not showing up at the World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party for keeping his job and not having to work at the Gainesville Midas Muffler shop next season...

With just 5 weeks to go the "Mendoza Line" of the pool is set at a record of 100-100 - if you're there you have a fighting chance to land in the money if you're under that mark just continue your regimen of day drinking every Saturday ! 

The Commish is headed to Baton Rouge this weekend to catch the LSU - Bama game and hopes to run into this likes of these people...

if you don't hear from me again it means I've been kidnapped and held for ransom in the Bayou by the midget that patrols the Bama sidelines. So send for help !!!

YOU vs the POOL

WEEKLY WINNER

Gary McMahon and Don Reisinger are this week's CO-winners coming in with a respectable  15-5 record.

Gary can be found most days asking his wife to reach the peanut butter on the top shelf, being denied access to ride the Matterhorn, or modeling Leprechaun outfits. He plans to use the $50 weekly winnings to buy more phone books to sit on for when he's driving his Smart Car.

This is Don's favorite time of year - he steals his kids candy and patrols the neighborhood in this van (seen below)handing out his excess sweets to any unaccompanied minor he meets - that isn't creepy is it ?

WEEKLY LOSERS

Matt Kaysar's robotic alter ego "MK=BAD PICKS-2"and Mark Murrietta both slid into 1st base and missed the bag and scored just 4 correct picks this week. By all accounts the robot version of Matt is much smarter, has better hygiene, a more likable personality, and surfs for internet porn much less than the real version of Matt.

Murrietta is a one time over all winner of our illustrious pool, so it's easy to see what years of a steady diet of fortified wine, North Korean protein shakes, and Pixie Stix can do to one's mental abilities.

OVER ALL LEADER AND LUNKHEAD

Underdog Team still the over all leader with Rylan Weythman leading all humans with a record of 114-86. When Rylan is not sleeping he can be found most days harassing the pigeons at his local park

Gregg Dohmann continues to be the stupidest dude in the pool posting a shameful record of 76-124. In an effort to climb out of the cellar Greg has bought the latest computer available on the Bulgarian black market - he plans to sell his weekly picks to any interested poolsters.

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Good Luck Suckas - the Commish

OUR PATRON SAINT