Week 14 Recap and Pool Payouts

COMMISH NOTES

Well our national nightmare is finally over - our 14 week ordeal of second guessing, blame assessment, and shoe throwing at the TV is now behind us. Just be thankful you don't have to sit next to Nick Saban on the team bus anytime soon.

And Coach Bo here's an idea I think it's time to turn in those dreaded Nebraska Blackshirts for something in like magenta or puce after that 70 point beat down !

WEEKLY WINNER 

Mark Hodgson reared his head from his UnaBomber style shed in the Washingtom back country and guessed 16 correctly in the final week. He plans to take his $100 and complete his manifesto in time for the Xmas season.

WEEKLY LOSER 

The pool's youngest chronic gambler Anthony Poleo Jr  picked a bad week to use the AUTOPICKS feature but that's what he gets for listening to his daddy !

FINAL RESULTS AND POOL PAYOUTS

Here's the listing of pool winners for this season. As you look at this list just know if you would have averaged just 12 wins each week you would have won the pool going away.

In 1^st Place is tequila baron Todd Nelson who won the pool by just one game and will take home  $1557.50 + $25 for winning a week for a grand  total of $1582.50. He plans to take the proceeds and expand his beverage empire and will introduce a mayonnaise and mustard flavored schnapps in the coming months. (Todd if you you want your winning check sometime before 2017 I expect a bottle of Anejo at the Commish's house very soon!)

Mr and Mrs Geyer

In 2^nd  Place is Jayson "Shemp" Geyer  who pockets  $1112.50 + $25 for a total of $1137.50. Jay face it we all know your lovely wife Beth makes all your picks for you

We had a 3 way tie for 3^rd Place (they will split the 3rd and 4th place money) between  Zac Cottingham who gets  $474.66 + $33.33 for a total of $507.99, Pete Thrasher who snuck back into the money after leading the pool for about 9 months gets - $474.66, and Rob Rice gets $474.66 + $125 for a total of

 $599.66. The three of them plan to dine at Taco John's, get a case of Blatz Light, and play Magic the Gathering until their mom tells them "it's a school night, time to go to bed !"

And our ultimate loser, the King of all that Sucks, our last place superstar and the winner of the  prestigious Pewter Jack Ass Trophy is Todd "the Thunder Chicken" Thrall. And shockingly for his ineptitude he gets to pocket  $356.00 ! Life is not fair. My prediction is Todd's intake of Vienna Sausages and Aerosol cheese product will increase significantly once he gets that check ! 

Also the following 26 lucky poolsters won a week or split a week and will receive the following undeserved windfall.

Jeff Baker -  $12.50

Ben Barton - $100

Cam Brown - $33.33

Brandon Carlson - $50

Jack Chesnutt - $20

Bob Cook - $12.50

Zac Cottingham - $33.33

Ray Daniels - $12.50

Steve Delira - $25

Doug Dohman - $25

Brad Fisher - $25

Crawford Flaherty - $33.33

Billy Fowles - $20

Damon Gehrke - $20

Jay Geyer - $25

Warren Heffelfinger - $100

Mark Hodgson - $100

Deborah Jackson - $25

Ron Kunze - $25

Gary McMahon - $12.50

Tom Meinert -  $25

Todd Nelson - $25

Don Reisinger -  $20

Rob Rice - $125

Kris Robinson - $25

Daron Sanders - $50

Billy Schauerman - $12.50

Jerry Siegel - $200

Sangkhone Stookey - $12.50

Ryan Tompkins - $32.50

Rhonda Walters -  $25

Kent Walton - $100

Jim Weiler - $12.50

Rylan Weythman - $25

If you are listed above and won money I need to know a few things from you. Please send me your address to send your winnings and let me know if you want me to deduct $20 for the bowl pool OR apply your winnings as a credit towards next year's pool OR both. Please let me know ASAP before I spend all your money on cheap booze and holiday pies. 

 And for the rest of you that won no money you can rest easy with the deep satisfaction that you wasted 14 weeks of your life guessing on the outcome of highly unpredictable college football games played by 20 year old kids.  Or you can look on the bright side - you made "bets" on 280 football games which works out to about 5.6 cents per game. 

You should have all received an invite to our annual Bowl Pool extravaganza - if not drop the Commish an email and I'll send you an invite. And if you have any other suckas you want in the bowl pool send me their email and I'll invite them too. cause there's no better way to ignore your family this holiday season then by mindlessly yelling at the Beef O'Brady Bowl at the top of your lung.

As Always Good Luck Suckas - the Commish